When you pay for something which is subsequently deemed not fit for purpose, at the very least, you expect to be offered an exchange. So with this in mind, I would like to exercise my consumer’s right and demand a general election.

Cameron was bad. May was awful. Johnson was appalling. I think a word has yet to be invented that can fully encapsulate the unmitigated disaster that is Liz Truss.

What did we learn today? Well, if you promise bankers bigger bonuses AND give them a 5% income tax drop, they wouldn’t dream of tanking your currency.

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Hi #Gogglebox viewers. Dad’s amazing music with the @BBCPhilharmonic is available to buy / stream. All proceeds go to dementia charities. Apple: https://t.co/1cUlfsCgOC Amazon: https://t.co/u8y4atF3OE Spotify: https://t.co/umYHv914yB Here’s how it all came to pass.

Word of the day is 'braggadocio' (16th century): an empty boaster and strutting swaggerer. Also used for the bluster and bombast they produce.

‼️ YOUR LIDO NEEDS YOU ‼️ The Trustees have decided that we can only afford to stay open for one more week unless our numbers increase. Help us to save the season and book your swim now! 😎 https://t.co/7mtwhXreob

Who made this?!!! (I did)

So I saw @mrnickharvey’s tweet, started and finished this series in couple days. And now I will watch it again.

Word of the day is the 17th-century ‘betwattled’, meaning ‘confused, bewildered, or out of one’s senses’.

Fair play.

An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor, and a scientist walk into a bar.... Just kidding.

ARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH ARGH ARGH. AWOKEN AT 4AM BY A MOTHERF*CKING SPIDER SCURRYING DOWN MY CLEAVAGE. That’s the next 10 years of insomnia and nightmares lined up. FFS.

Two Latin words for a star or constellation: 'aster' and 'sidus'. They glimmer across English: disaster: an ill-starred event. asterisk: a little star. astronaut: a star-sailor. consider: to observe the stars. desire: to wish upon a star.

So @Swim_England have just released extremely sensible guidelines of what a socially distanced lane in a swimming pool should look like when pools reopen. Huzzah. I've put their ideal alongside what it will really be like, for reference. 😂😂

Insight from the historical dictionary on futzing about: quiddle: to spend time on trivial tasks as a way of avoiding the important ones. moodle: to busy oneself in an unmethodical and entirely ineffectual manner. boondoggle: to spend time on a project you'll ultimately regret.

Thunder... thunder... thunder... Thundercats! HOOOOOOOOO!!

Aristocracy, before embracing the elite, first meant government by the best of citizens (from the Greek ‘aristos’, ‘best’). Government by the worst people, on the other hand, is kakistocracy.

Wooooooohhh