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Years with Ashes Tests in which both teams were bowled out on Day 1: 1882 (The Oval) 1890 (The Oval) 1894 (Melbourne) 1902 (Melbourne) 1909 (Manchester) 2025 (Melbourne)
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''I don't know what to say!'' 🤯 Aggers and Tuffers react to Harry Brook charging Mitchell Starc first ball.
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This past week, a few voices have tried to wrap opposition to gun reforms into a broader storyline that “Albo isn’t up to it”. Friendly reminder. Australia is not the U.S. When you actually ask voters what they prefer, the answer is blunt. Resolve finds 76% of all voters want
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Hehehe! From now on, I'm gonna be just like Krusty and tell it like it is. Marge, you're getting a little fat around the old thighs!
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woke is so back its not even funny
AJ is a good example of what is wrong with mass immigration. First of all, he is an anti white racist as per his speech during BLM protests where he called for blacks not to use white businesses. Secondly, he waves around a third world flag as if it is worthy of respect and
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Milestone marked. Grace Jale’s first today brings up a century of goals for the women.
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there's a deep state operation at play to convince you eden park is our "national stadium" and not a steaming hot pile of ass with 50,000 seats
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This is so awesome, thank you for restoring a bit of pride into capital sport! 😌
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Put them back in the 'tin. They could probably at least match the ~3,000 attendances the men are pulling in
HISTORY MADE! The Bev Priestman revolution is underway at @WgtnPhoenixFC 🟡🇳🇿🤩 A 7-0 thrashing against Sydney FC marks Wellington's greatest ever victory in Ninja A-League history 🙌
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Get rid of dual citizenship. Get rid of birthright citizenship. Our country is not an idea or a document. It’s a physical place and a people, with a collective history and a collective future. And we’re full.
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The political skill in question that's returning him to office is Winston Peters' grudge towards Chris Hipkins marginally exceeding the one he has with David Seymour
The PM talked to Luke Malpass about the years that’s just been and why he thinks Wellington-based media underestimate his political skill https://t.co/esPSlvQWxP
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Ben Stokes when England lose in 4 days rather than 3 because he’s scored 83 batting normally
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you won, you got your guy who's exhausting all law enforcement resources on kidnapping your neighbors at court hearings. he put a podcaster in charge of the fbi - now they're failing over and over again, but its till somehow a democrat conspiracy? whos the dem? patel? trump?
If she were the Vice President of the campus Democrat Club, the killer would have been caught, tried, and in prison by now. There would have been crystal clear video of every moment.
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Hasn't aged poorly yet but its approaching the best before date
If any team can do it, this team can.
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Do you think antisemitism is made a) worse b) better by equating innocent Jewish Australians who have nothing to do with the actions of Israel? Seems like the kind of mental connection those terrorists would have made, actually.
This is what a serious country would do. Is Australia a serious country?
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