Sam Alberti
@sam_alberti
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talkin’ ‘bout mountain dews baby
Brooklyn, NY
Joined April 2016
throwback to 6th grade
North Korea has suspended foreign tourism.
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This monstrosity is the most American sandwich ever created. Never in my life have I ever eaten a fluffernutter sandwich and I think I’m good keeping it that way.
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watching wheel of fortune and ryan seacrest looks like a freak jesus christ
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Stay out of Massachusetts business
This monstrosity is the most American sandwich ever created. Never in my life have I ever eaten a fluffernutter sandwich and I think I’m good keeping it that way.
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nothing better in this world than being a little drunk with a woman you love
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palantir in bio
This is raw evil, from a government account. I will do anything I can to stop this cretin from gaining more political power.
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SCOOP: The Trump administration is making preparations to deport & revoke the visas of critics of Elon Musk's Twitter. The move would mark one of the admin's first attempts to target people they deem to be engaging in the “censorship” of Americans. https://t.co/2QipPGlcaX
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there was a TikTok girl who would just stare at her camera and say intense takes in this exact same inflection and it is driving me INSANE that I can't remember her name
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Quentin Tarantino is torched by "Office" star Zach Woods over his actor critiques. https://t.co/Wurljq8Bjq
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being so frail your hand requires bandaging from shaking hands
NOW - White House press secretary says Trump's bandages and hand bruising is because he's "literally constantly shaking hands. The Oval Office is like Grand Central Terminal. He is meeting with more people than any of you even know about on a daily basis."
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for anyone out of the loop on the right-wing civil war this is a pretty good summary of where they're at
POV: You Try Watching ERIKA KIRK News But Candace Owens Keeps Noticing TPUSA
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if you’re not on Beaver Reels you aren’t living
I liked a beaver hype edit on Instagram a while back and ever since then my whole algorithm is just beavers now
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our president is twelve
Trump: "Boeing gave me the award for the greatest salesman in the history of Boeing, which was a nice little award."
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the world cup is going to be a disaster
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
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AI george washington kinda looks like De Niro
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Billy Crystal’s character only works because he looks like that
this could be a great film of either of them were attractive
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thinking about this again
Arnold Schwarzenegger might be the greatest American of all-time
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nothing gets my balls tingling like the bond market baby
Scott Bessent rallies Trump supporters in Pennsylvania: "The bond market had its best year since 202,0 and if I have anything to say about it as your nation's top bond salesman, bonds will have another strong year in 2026 as we fight to bring treasury borrowing costs down."
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