John Cena broke up with me in my dream two nights ago and I'm still kind of heartbroken about it

It doesn’t feel like party rock is in the house tonight. It hasn’t for a long time

Nicole Kidman now that she doesn’t have to go to the CMAs anymore

Try to add a new word to your vocabulary every day. Doesn’t matter if you know what it means. Doesn’t matter if it’s a real word.

(person emotionally unavailable in ways you can not fathom) welp guess I’ll download hinge again

Best I can do is let my super loud disgusted face fly free when they do it in front of me

Wish I could arrest everyone who licks their fingers before paging through papers. Especially when they are touching community property. Makes me wanna barf every time.

all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this

Reminder that it's been 15 years since the video for Telephone by Lady Gaga feat. Beyonce ended with "to be continued" so we are living in a world where part 2 could drop at any time really

OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.

#TheFallGuy perfectly marries a love letter to the stunt community and the romance world. I genuinely can't believe this movie exists. Emily Blunt is EVERYTHING. Ryan Gosling is better than ever. The whole cast, really. Go out and see it.

None of them have ever used a smartphone and look how happy they are

Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation

Woman Owns One Bra and 17 Unwearable Backups: https://t.co/RfaxfhEFSh

How did my nose run for the past 12 hours straight without me dying of dehydration? How am I now suddenly 100% congested in both nostrils after all that when I'm trying to sleep (and breathe)? How did I catch a cold on a 88 degree day off of work?

I shouldn't have to ever hear or see ads for anything called GoDaddy

Would anyone care if I showed you this comic where Poison Ivy quotes exactly what Tommy Lee Jones said to Jim Carrey on the set of Batman Forever?

The dogs of 9-11 must never be forgotten. They served and sacrificed in the days and weeks after attack.

Some of my high school classmates are posting emotional tributes to Charlie Kirk, but they had nothing to post about the political assassinations or school shooting that took place in our own community earlier this summer. Oh and these people also work AT SCHOOLS.

A snowy owl with fiery orange feathers surprises Michigan..