Kevin Nealon
@kevin_nealon
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Accommodator/Apologist/Passive Aggressor
Los Angeles, Ca.
Joined March 2009
Oh hello, it’s me, Kevin Nealon. I’m excited to share my art with you. I paint people who inspired me to take risks I probably wouldn’t have taken otherwise. These are my mixed-media prints. I love making them. If one ends up on your wall and it makes you smile or gives you a
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Putting food on the table for my family is not putting food back in the fridge from previous meal
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What do you get somebody that already has everything you want?
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He said his only regret was that he didn’t pay people to do more stuff for him
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Only in Los Angeles does a clothing store call the next day to check in on your emotional journey with a hat
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Fireworks are dangerous. China, please invent a safer way for us to celebrate our independence
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If someone annoys you, just say when in Rome and walk away. Confuse them into better behavior.
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If I am ever given a ‘Key to the City’ I will immediately get it duplicated
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New episode of Kimmel. Thanks for all the comments about my art. It means a lot knowing the work is landing with you.
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# 1 best-selling book on Mormonism: "Always the Bride, Never The Bridesmaid."
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Someone tried stealing my car last night. Told him he couldn’t take it because I’m the only authorized driver on the rental contract. Went to Hertz this morning and added him
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My friend told me his wife takes forever to reach a fake orgasim
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The trail I took Howie Mandel on is the most bacterial infested in all of Los Angeles. Excellent hike. Uploading soon.
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