every entrepreneur’s dream is to succeed at building an impossibly hard business then finally open a local coffee shop to be happy

Come join us for an exclusive digital marketing mixer in NoMad on the 1st of June!

@mercury Can almost pay for 10 OpenAI credits with our monthly pot of gold.

Going to get very rich with the interest from our @mercury bank savings account.

Running a company: 2020: can you survive a pandemic? 2021: still here? we’re going to give all of your competitors $100m series A rounds. 2022: wow, you made it? okay, all engineers cost $600,000/year now. 2023: nice job! okay, we’re going to take away your bank account.

How does Google tell whether something is AI-generated content? OpenAI is "fingerprinting" ChatGPT's output - aka tweaking word choices to statistically indicate what's written by the bot vs a human The battle against AI-assisted plagiarism and content creation has just begun

All I wish for 2023 is to be able to take a clean break the last week of the year. A true privilege that has always evaded me!

Elon 🤡 Musk.

Have you ever had a review disappear? You're not alone Google reviews disappear for a variety of reasons - and it's not always your fault (don't worry) 😅 Here's why it happens, and what to do about it: 🧵

I'm happy to report that I've been in Chennai for 24 hours and have seen at least 1 person wearing a light jacket & muffler. So, the weather has really dropped below 30° C? #ChennaiSnow

Our first podcast episode is LIVE! We talk Google Business Profile Dashboard and beyond with @TheSocialDude - and dispel some of the rage that comes from Google updates. Take a listen on Spotify, Apple Music, or wherever you like to listen 🎧 https://t.co/emYn33CB74

What happened to all the people who said Twitter would stop working because they are understaffed?

If you last checked in on AI image makers a month ago & thought “that is a fun toy, but is far from useful…” Well, in just the last week or so two of the major AI systems updated. You can now generate a solid image in one try. For example, “otter on a plane using wifi” 1st try:

SBF & FTX just made a lot more money for the Big 4! We're now back to the 3 month due-diligence process for every round.

I promise you, your favorite founder has no idea what the heck they're doing.

Elon gets to run Twitter. Meanwhile, on LinkedIn, I'm getting compliments for how "appalling" our product is..

If only people would think about what they are trying to communicate by link sharing before doing the act 🤷🏽‍♂️

Interesting world we live in.. APPL launches yet another new phone with an extra camera + software updates for $1000 and everyone loves it. Meta launches mixed reality headsets which are a true game changer and they get shit & memes for it.

Hey @ZoomInfo are you now calling random customers to "straighten out" license sharing so that we'll get you closer to your revenue goals for the qtr? It would help if you weren't calling up CEOs who simply sign the check & making them feel like they're performing a crime.

me: hi I'd like to leave the house nyc: ok that'll be $80 please