Arif Hussaini
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Anyone else feel like public proposals are like holding the other person hostage
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Wifey’s name on my phone: Wifey 💕💕
My name is wifey’s phone: Arif Hussaini
I need 3-5 business days to recover
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What horrifies me more is that if they think university graduates deseve 1.5k at most, what do they think non-degree holders deserve?
These people are basically saying no one deserves a living wage. I don’t get it.
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She had to save for *19* years to get what is essentially a human right. This is not the feel good story you think it is.
Ketika ramai kini memberi alasan harga rumah mahal, duit simpanan tak cukup, harga rumah naik angkara kapitalis, dan pelbagai lagi alasan, Cik Esah yang buta ini membeli rumah pangsa kos rendah berharga RM72,500.
Dia telah menyimpan wang itu selama 19 tahun, dengan mengetepikan
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I’m the friend who walks behind when the sidewalk won’t fit three people
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Got interviewed for Deloitte in Bristol. First time ever at a proper job interview. A manager in Tax greeted me. Held out his hand. I shook it. And then my malay ass proceeded to cium tangan dia. In front of everyone.
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Currently working at a Big4 in the UK. Joined as a grad so my experience is a tad different but my office is one of the most (if not *the* most) diverse of our offices in the UK, in part courtesy of international recruitment, so I think I can give a bit of color to this:
Auditors in Malaysia, esp in Big 4 - if you’re sick of your field, I’m NOT recommending migrating, but… I’m just saying that a lot of UK/NZ/Australian audit firms hire Senior Associate 2/Assistant Managers and above. They sponsor Visas, relocation costs, the works. You’ll find
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Think about your partner’s mental load.
Early on I relied on my wife to tell me what needs doing. I think a lot of husbands default to this. But that also requires *a lot* of effort and is very tiring.
So now I try to take on my share of the mental load.
“Suami kena masuk tidur awal supaya dapat melayan luahan harian si isteri”
Any tips lain dari korang yang telah bergelar suami atau isteri? 🙏
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A lady moved into our shared house today and now the bathroom smells like unicorns and rainbows. Women are amazing
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We’ve been together 7 years and the best way to keep her happy I’ve found is to keep giving her food. Bois, keep giving them food.
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I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again. If your business can’t survive without paying your employees shit wages, your business is not meant to survive.
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I’m sorry but
Kenapa buka tingkap masa masak? Bau masak tak best ke?
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tbh this just sounds like people knowing their worth and being comfortable enough to walk away if the job is not offering what they're seeking. good on them i say
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Isn’t this basically the government paying for private health insurance instead of paying to better the public healthcare system?
Kalau nak tahu, bermula 15 Jun 2023 kalau anda;
1) Demam
2) Cirit birit / muntah
3) Sakit Kepala
4) Sakit ringan dan lain2
Boleh ke klinik swasta terpilih tanpa dikenakan bayaran.
Daftar sahaja dgn Skim Perubatan MADANI (SPM) & anda boleh dapat rawatan secara percuma.♥️🇲🇾
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A GPA doesn't define your intelligence but a good GPA gets you ahead and an intelligent person should be intelligent enough to know that
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People saying only “smart” people should vote are missing the point I think. Imo our public education system should produce intelligent, politically engaged citizens so everyone makes the right decision for them when they vote.
Antara sebab Socrates kritik demokrasi ialah syarat pengundi terlalu ringan — cukup ada warganegara & umur.
Dia kata, demokrasi yg bagus adalah pengundinya terdidik & berintelek, barulah penguasa cemerlang terlantik.
Socrates pun ditelan racun kerana demokrasi tak terdidik.
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Just let people enjoy things man
Siapa yang masih belum dijangkiti virus “Sarahah” di Instagram??🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏻♂️🙋🏻♀️
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Going cashless shouldn’t come w a charge for every single transaction what kinda stupid bullcrap is that
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Do not underestimate the psychological significance Jan 1 has. Its fleeting but if you need that for motivation, use it. Start building long term, healthy habits before it goes away.
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Dont reply to my email right away I just got that off my to do list 😫😫
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To cut a long story short, yes it was very awkward, no I didn’t get the job, yes I did get a job later so its all güd 👌
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I think migrating can be an excellent option if you’re seeking a better life, especially if you have the prerequisite, e.g. a chartered accountant qualification, covered. Its worth considering. Also if you do do it and its not for you, you can always move back. No shame in that.
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I think the problem is that we all think life starts and ends in our 20s. I blame tv dramas and movies.
Apa lah I fikir dulu umur 25 dah beli rumah and dah kawen with a lovely husband and prolly melancong. All I got at 25 is headache & crying a lot. Still adapting my life.
Kids, life is hard, adulting is hard too. I hope that you guys can keep on cherishing your phase of life.
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*me discussing rental options w landlord, mama abah beside me*
Abah: Maybe he should choose this one.
Me: But I like the other one better.
Landlord: Well you’re your own man. You make your own decisions.
Me: We’re Asian that’s not how it works.
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Clearly a lotta young people hate the idea of inviting 1000 people they don’t know to their wedding
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You have to get on *so well* to not want to kill each other on group trips
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Lowkey bitter at people I know who took MARA but their family can afford to go on annual overseas trips
Can we start publicly shaming anak CEO yang ambik MARA?
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So like a girlfriend
She makes this face when you didn't feed her on time
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Those abang usrah who do nice things for you like buy you lunch and stuff to guilt trip you into going to their usrah are the absolute worst
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The prospect of the wife making way more than me fills me with glee yay go get that bag wifey I wanna be a stay at home dad and do pilates drive a range rover and get iced coffee at 11am 😫😫
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in a bid to reduce my social media usage i've deleted twitter off my phone. am now scrolling twitter on my laptop like a psychopath
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Datuk zuraida muka mcm cikgu patiah
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I hate these statements. Kecewa ≠ tak bersyukur. People have different perspectives, different expectations. Deal with it.
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It’s not all sunshine and roses tho. Your family is at least a 14hr flight away. Short of dropping £1k on flight tix at a moment’s notice, you’re not gonna make it home to be there for them. I’ve lost 2 people this year. I didn’t get to say goodbye properly and that really hurt.
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Always found it funny when shit is plastered all over social media and they can still use the words ‘dipercayai’
Usahawan dan selebriti tanah air, Neelofa serta suami yang dipercayai melanggar prosedur operasi standard (SOP) Perintah Kawalan Pergerakan Bersyarat (PKPB) pada 2 Mei lepas tiba di Kompleks Mahkamah Seremban kira-kira pukul 8.50 pagi untuk prosiding pendakwaan.
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Plot twist: aku ada kerja pun still rasa takde arah tuju
Kerja memang penat, tapi lagi best dari lepak menganggur tak buat apa-apa tanpa arah tuju.
Tak ada istilah rezeki datang bergolek. Tak ada istilah Good things come to those who wait. Good things come to those who WORK HARD.
Reality. 🌱
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My fav hobby in school was to stare up at the ceiling fan and daydream about whose head its gonna hit if it falls off the ceiling
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Caveat: we are a DINK (Dual Income No Kids) couple. Having kids, especially in the UK, is super expensive. Childcare alone can cost upwards of £200 per week. A Malaysian I know had a kid as a part qualified senior and basically her whole pay went towards her kid. She was on £35k.
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The obvs upside is money. As a chartered accountant, you’ll be making above avg money. Coming in as a senior, depending on where you are in the UK, you’ll probs be making between £40-£50k* a year. National median wage is about £30k.
*personal experience, your mileage may vary
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Personal opinion: Dah kahwin pun still bukan milik kita. You can even buy them a bungalow or a lamborghini. Do whatever you want with your money.
Just a little tips from someone yg lebih tua, don't buy something so expensive for someone yg belum tentu jadi milik kita.
You can even buy them bungalow or lamborghini but if they're not yours, it will be just a waste.
If they want to cheat, they cheat. It is nothing to them.
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This should be everyone's definition of broke. Financial irresponsiblility is no joke
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I’m more an abolish-the-monarchy kinda guy but hey we gotta start somewhere
DEFUND THE ROYALS.
they're making more than enough money from our country's national resources.
dan oleh kerana ketamakan mereka juga negara kita makin kerap dilanda musibah bencana alam yang mostly boleh dielakkan.
their greed has to be stopped. enough is enough
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Girls want flowers but they don’t want you to get them flowers cause they want flowers and they’re gonna get mad cause you didn’t get them flowers but they won’t tell you they want flowers
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Nah bro it doesn’t work like that. Effort works if she wants the effort from *you*.
Girls appreciate efforts.
If you have a girl or pursuing one, know that all she wants from you is some effort.
It’s not hard, it really isn’t.
Call her. Text her. Write hand-written letters. Dinner with her.
For you to stand out, do something that other men won’t do. Effort
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Biggest one is a non-Muslim friend going “its cool I checked its halal” lol
being known is being loved.
"you're allergic to spicy food, right?" "you get cold easily so i brought you a jacket" "i know your order" "you like apples over oranges" "your eyebrows furrow when you concentrate" "you said you like silver better"
being known is being loved.
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I’m an assistant manager, I make slightly above that. With that (plus my wife’s income in industry which is more than what I make *woot woot*) we live a relatively comfortable life with money to spend on needs, wants, savings, and a vacation or two to go back home and to Europe.
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The problem is in assuming the only thing of worth you can bring are material things. What about emotional support and companionship? Isn’t that what people get into relationships for?
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Sure its good to be outspoken but not every issue needs your time or even your opinion
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I’ll go next:
I got a 33 for my International Baccalaureate (a pretty shitty grade), lost all my UK uni places, had to basically beg unis for spots in their business schools.
Now I’m a grad from Exeter University with a pretty decent job in the UK.
Today is Failure Friday!
We put unrealistic expectation on ourselves because we only hear success stories
Lets change that!
Tell me a time you've failed.
I'll go first:
It took me more than 2 years to land my dream job after getting rejected by 70++ companies.
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You’re a keen observer of the human condition sir
Ramadan: nap all day waiting for the chance to eat
Eid: eat all day waiting for the chance to nap
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I think this feeling is, in part, due to our being a bit too used to being abused in the workplace lol Important to note that your experience may vary depending on who you work with. Some managers from South Asia have called me at 10pm or 3pm on a Saturday. I just ignored them.
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Either is fine asal takde orang bebel
Which do you prefer?
RT for basuh pinggan Like for lipat baju
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Your social life can also take a hit. Making friends when you’re working age is hard enough but being a foreigner in a different social culture, e.g. drinking in a pub, can be really isolating. If you can make an effort to seek friendships out, you’ll probs be OK.
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“My country, right or wrong. Which means nothing, unless you admit your country is wrong sometimes. Loving a country that was right all the time would be common sense, not patriotism.” - Jack Reacher
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I think implying that reading only actual physical books is “reading” is ridiculously elitist and plain stupid. Books are really expensive. I’ve gained just as much knowledge reading articles and blogs and watching yt videos.
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@malissaali
The dude's english is what they call the posh accent I think. The one that enunciate every syllable properly
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It sort of makes sense Malaysia has so many malls? Cause its too hot to hang out anywhere else
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Some people stick to hanging with other Malaysians. This can be quite nice since it’s a lot easier to find common ground and support each other but if you’re not gonna mix and interact with your local community then what’s the point. (I have the same issue when students do this)
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One of my fav new things is solat dgn iqa. It still feels weird but a good weird
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The other benefit is work life balance. I’ve worked some listed audits, I’ve worked really big jobs. You do end up working 12-15 hr days sometimes, but that’s few and far between. Also I’ve found if you’re doing that constantly, talk to your managers and they’ll try to help you.
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Wedding logic: We're about to start a new life together let's spend all the money have
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I think I just peaked 🤣🤣
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Important to note that the UK is going through a cost of living crisis atm, so each £ isn’t going as far as it used to. Also if you’re thinking of buying a home, especially in the south east, it’s pretty hard even on above avg income. That said, money wise, you’re probs winning.
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If wifey tgh merajuk I’ll just go round the house tightening jar lids
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Literally none of those desks are “minimalist”
DUA jenis students:
1-Meja study kena bebas dari segala benda yang tak perlu. Lagi minimalis, lagi fokus, lagi senang nak buat kerja
2-Meja study macam funfair dengan segala popcorn, donat, highlighters - merry go round jer tak ada
—> Awak yang mana satu?
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You were red, and you liked me cause I was blue
But you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky
Then you decided purple just wasn't for you
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Siapa yg rasa nak tayang sgt ootd raya tu aku suggest post multiple gambar satu post dekat insta. Penat nak double tap semua
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Honestly lovey dovey movies are the reason girls have such high expectations of boys and the reason boys seem to always fall short of those expectations.
i’m sick of movies portraying teenage boys as being capable of being romantic and thoughtful. my expectations were too high. let’s make something realistic that shows them cancelling on u last minute or only hanging w u at 3 am so nobody sees and thinks ur dating or anything
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Its shameful that this needs to be said out loud. Where are our leaders’ sense of responsibility
Saya arahkan mana-mana menteri yang bercadang untuk bercuti ke luar negara utk BATALKAN dan menteri yang berada di luar negara ketika ini untuk PULANG SEGERA untuk bersama-sama membantu Keluarga Malaysia yang dalam kesusahan.
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Why does social media make it seem like dudes are the only ones capable of breaking hearts?
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Current issues made me realise how important it is to actually know your shit when it comes to religion. Hadith, pandangan ulama, ayat Quran
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If I ever feel like I’m not I go ask my mom if I am and she always says yes
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Why I prefer twitter you ask? Its the easiest way for a self conscious introvert to get social validation from internet strangers
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Ive always thought the point or arguing/debating is to win. As I got older I realised that reaching a compromise is fruitful too. My $0.02 🙆
▪Give your points
▪Listen to others' points
▪Agree on a suitable middle ground
Compromise is the word. Give & take. Can't win all the time.
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