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Born and bred east Londoner that fled to the countryside. My pronouns are kiss/my/arse. No DMs unless you are incredibly rich & want to wife me up.
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Just saw my neighbour taking her Syrian refugee child for a stroll in the park...
#ShaveTheChildren
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Today just makes the Prince Harry/Meghan interview even more galling.
They went ahead with it knowing he was 99 years old & in hospital.
They have no shame whatsoever.
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Over the past 10 days my son in law has lost 2 of his friends to suicide.
Both served with him on tours of Afghanistan.
Both had PTSD.
Both have left behind wives and young children.
#WeWillRememberThem
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Not a single machete in sight….
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What an absolute let down our government is.
And to all of you spineless, whinging remainers, if you had a shred of loyalty towards your country & the democratic vote you would have respected it instead of obstructing the process at every turn.
You absolute, fucking morons.🤬
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Here's a picture of the great women's march for the 1,400 children that were sexually exploited for over 16 years in Rotherham...
#CSE
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Please could you all say a little prayer for my German Shepherd who collapsed this morning - I’m just taking her for an MRI now :( 😥
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I am so fed up with reading unkind tweets on here about the
#Police
.
My dad was a Police Officer.
The majority do an absolutely fantastic job under the most challenging of circumstances whilst dealing with utter scum.
If you feel differently pls unfollow/block me.
@CityPolice
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Islamophobia:
A genuine fear that muslim extremists might commit a random terrorist attack by way of stabbing, explosives, ramming or shooting combined with our govts failure to combat the mass rape of our children by organised grooming gangs.
It’s not a phobia if it’s a truth.
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I’ve seen bigger turnouts for the opening of my fridge. 🙄
Great energy and turnout for the start of
@HaringeyLabour
#europeanelections2019
campaign this morning.
@TottenhamLabour
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Is anyone else finding 2 years of mask wearing utterly unhygienic, unhealthy & disgusting?
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Tonight, I had to have my amazing Labrador, Gunner, put to sleep.
He was adored by all & he was my best friend.
He was there for me through laughter & tears since 2009.
Hug your animals & your loved ones tight tonight. Life is not infinite, but love most surely is.
♥️🐾 🌈
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If only the lefties cheering Tommy Robinsons arrest had been as vocal about the thousands of children in the UK that have been gang raped.
Paedo leftie appeasers.
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Dear
@BorisJohnson
,
Stop funding other f*cking countries & just fund this one you absolute knobber.
Jo.
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I was never given LGBT lessons in school but I was taught to respect everyone.
I drank socially as young woman but never vomited on a pavement with my punani on show bc I was taught to respect myself.
If we teach children the value of self respect & they will respect others.
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This is the flag of the United Kingdom.
If you are offended by it then you are living in the wrong country, even if you are British. 🇬🇧
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You have to wonder what kind of country we are living in when British children can be raped for decades & every authority turns a blind eye but the man who single handedly tried to warn everyone for years gets arrested....for warning everyone.
#TommyRobinson
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NALA UPDATE!! 🐾♥️
JUST HAD A CALL FROM THE SURGEON - ITS NOT CANCER!! 🎉& SHE IS NOW STARTING TO TAKE SMALL STEPS!! 🐾🐾
THANK YOU ALL SO, SO MUCH FOR YOU PRAYERS & KIND WORDS, TWEETS & DMs!! 🐾
YOU ARE ALL AMAZING!
THANK YOU!! 🐾🐾♥️
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Great Britain - the only first world country where you can walk free from court if you sexually abuse a child but get sent to prison for throwing an egg at catweazle.
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So women all over the UK marched against Trump but can't haul their sorry arses away from their lattes to march against child gang rape.
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Amazing how West Yorkshire Police can shift when they want to; a few mins of
#TommyRobinson
filming and a van load of Police come and arrest him.
Pity they didn’t shift as quick for all of the kids that were being raped & crying out for their help for decades.
@WestYorksPolice
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So Boris Johnson makes a comment about a burka, the press go wild, it’s on the news, cries of investigations, racism, resignations etc.
Children are raped & physically abused for decades by Muslim men & it’s still going on and nothing.
..and then there’s this, but nothing.
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I’m not overly keen on Katie Hopkins but listening to this is soul destroying.
Nothing is ‘free’ in this country.
People work hard & pay taxes to pay for all of this.
This is why illegals would rather be here than France; we throw in more money, housing, healthcare & cuddles. 🙄
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I’m unexpectedly having an operation today. Hopefully, it will go well but if it doesn’t, thank you all for the Twitter memories, it was a wild ride!
Keep fighting the good fight everyone!
Xx 😘
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This massive march was not given even 1% of the coverage it deserved in the media.
This is how things are now; if our govt doesn’t want you to hear about someone, they will shut them down. Not because they are a threat to us, but because they are a threat to them.
#SoldierF
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Lee Rigby, a serving British Soldier, was murdered on this day in London in 2013.
A brave member of our Armed Forces, he will never be forgotten by the British people.
May his killers & those like them rot in the hell they deserve.
RIP
#LeeRigby
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Iraqi Islamic Scholar Who Called Coronavirus Divine Punishment Gets Infected By Coronavirus
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The UK is a country where young girls can be gang raped in our towns for years & be ignored by every agency that should protect them. Yet as soon as someone questions why this happened they are shut down.
Whatever side of the political fence you sit on, this should worry you.
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I’m off to London tomorrow to see my bestie.
I’m taking the essentials….
Pepper spray 🚿
Bacon sarnies 🥓
Machete repellent 🪓❌
Spiked knickers 🔱
Bible 📖
Bottle of tequila 🍾
I might dab on a bit of Eau de Goat as well, just to blend in… 🐐 💨
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How amazing would it have been if after the referendum the EU had said “we are sad to see you leave, but we respect your decision”.
But no, they were never going to let the 2nd largest cash cow leave their corrupt clutches.
We have now seen how greedy they are.
#Brexit
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Last year, pre vaccine, the overwhelming majority of the population did NOT require hospitalisation if they caught Covid.
Now, if someone catches Covid and doesn’t go to hospital they are thanking the vaccine.
What kind of bullshittery is this?
Have people lost their marbles? 😳
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I’ve had a call from the vet. Nala has had her MRI & it looks like she has a cancerous tumour on her spine - they are going to operate and take a biopsy but not looking good. 😥
Just waiting for another call from vet when op is done.
Thank you all for your kind tweets & DMs.♥️🐾
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So....14 days after a big op to remove a large, bony growth from her spine, Nala is walking again, albeit a bit wobbly sometimes.
Big thank you once again to everyone who sent good wishes for her recovery.
You are all stars ✨ 💫🐾♥️
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Lammy, if anyone is a deluded, dishonest, xenophobic narcissist it’s YOU.
YOU are no friend of Britain & YOU do not speak for the British people.
You’re a total embarrassment.
@DavidLammy
Deluded, dishonest, xenophobic, narcissistic, Donald Trump is no friend of Britain. He is not fit to hold public office, let alone worthy of our country's highest honours and a banquet with the Queen. Theresa May is selling out the UK to a serial liar and a cheat.
#TrumpUKVisit
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This makes my blood boil...
Why should our soldiers have to fight for money to ensure they get the care they need if they suffer injuries whilst fighting for their country??
Absolutely disgraceful.
#MOD
Ben Parkinson has finally won his fight for a long-term care package, more than 12 years after he suffered catastrophic injuries. He is the most wounded British soldier from the war in Afghanistan.
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There is only one way to deal with people who sexually abuse children...& it’s the only way. 👇🏼
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A virus so bad the govt will sack all unvaccinated nhs staff in 4 months but allow boat loads of illegal immigrants to arrive on our beaches, unhindered, every single day bringing goodness know what into the country.
Many just run off once they arrive.
Wtf is going on? 😳
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Judges that let paedos walk free because ‘they didn’t know sex with a child was a crime’ MUST be nonces themselves.
Why else would you let a child abuser walk free?
Ignorance of the law is no defence.
#NonceAlert
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Why is it that when someone gets called out for doing something bad they whine that they are being picked on because they are a woman, a man, black, white, muslim, fat, thin, LGBT, straight, rich, poor etc...
For the love of god own your fucking mistakes people!! 🙄😡
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Did we actually leave the EU on the 29th March?
There seems to be a media blackout on the legal challenge which makes me think we might have done...🙏🏼🇬🇧
#Brexit
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Nala is now home from her 2nd surgery but sadly there is no more they can do for her & she has now lost the use of her back legs completely.😞
We are going to spoil her for a bit then sadly make the dreaded decision.
Thank you all so, so much for the lovely messages.
#Nala
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Very soon, everyone is going to have to pick a side.
It’s not about skin colour and it’s not about faith.
It’s not about right or left.
It’s about right or wrong.
Make sure you make the correct decision.
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Perhaps some people are concerned because of:
7/7
London Bridge attack
Borough Market stabbings
Manchester arena bombing
Westminster Bridge stabbings
PC Palmers murder
Lee Rigbys murder
Gang rapes of children
Sharia Law
Global Islamic extremism
To be worried is not a ‘phobia’.
I asked
@andrealeadsom
to call a debate on
#Islamophobia
given the scale of it in
@Conservatives
Party & following the
@APPGBritMuslims
report & definition. She said : speak to foreign office ministers about Islamophobia.When did attacks on BRITISH Muslims become a foreign issue?
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So Tommy Robinson has been found guilty at the Old Bailey.
This is a victory for every single nonce politician, judge, councillor, and any other person who thinks it’s ok to rape children & cover it up.
The more they try to silence him, the more his support will grow. 🇬🇧
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My 18 month old granddaughter got stung by a bee today & her hands, fingers & face were swollen in seconds. My daughter rushed her to the GP (she’s in a remote area) the receptionist said that she should put vinegar on it as there are no appts - this nonsense has to stop!
@TheBMA
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I would feel safer being looked after by an unvaccinated member of NHS staff than a member who doesn’t believe in body autonomy, a right to choose and consent.
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We had a vote.
We’re leaving.
You’re a moron.
#Brexit
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The Government has failed to deliver on a good Brexit deal for Londoners. It’s my job to stand up for London - it’s time take this crucial issue out of politicians’ hands and return it to the people so they can take back control.
#PeoplesVote
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I laid my mum to rest on Wednesday.
Mums are not here forever.
Love them, hug them, try & forgive them if they make mistakes; we all do.
If you haven’t spoken to yours in a while, make that call.
#RIPMum
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Visited Rotherham.
What did you do as a child that would be considered dangerous today?
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No, it’s you Sadiq Khan that is making London less safe not a ‘no deal Brexit’ you moron.
A no deal Brexit risks making Londoners less safe. If Parliament rejects the Prime Minister's bad deal then Article 50 should be withdrawn and the public given a final say to avoid us crashing out the EU without a deal.
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Please could you all say a little prayer for my mum who was taken to hospital this evening & is quite poorly.
She has advanced dementia.
Hug your loved ones tight tonight.
#Mums
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My lovely mum passed away on Wednesday.
She has finally been released from her dementia.
She was a feisty bird, but had the kindest and most generous of hearts.
She most definitely will not rest in peace, but will be partying hard for eternity.
Love you mum. ♥️
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Just a heads up for Weds - if you’re one of those thundercocks that thinks it’s funny to jump on ambulances, bus shelters, shout at Police dogs, Police & Paramedics or cheer on the the people that do then think again.
You’re a disgrace to yourself, your family & England.
#Eng
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Girls as young as 11 were repeatedly raped and drugged then dumped on Saddleworth Moor to fend for themselves.
@WestYorksPolice
did nothing.
Yet in 2019 they won a ‘Muslim award for diversity’.
You couldn’t make this up.
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This kind of human rights shit takes the piss out of the U.K.
No wonder so many Brits have had enough.
A postman who stole dozens of letters and parcels as part of a £500,000 credit-card fraud cannot be deported to the Ivory Coast because he has children in Britain.
Harnault Hospice Kassi convinced an immigration tribunal that his removal would breach his right to family life.
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People moaning about today should gather up their wanking socks & quilting patterns & find a room together for the next 24hrs.
You are all a bunch of whiny, unpatriotic peasant knobbers & you are thankfully not representative of the
#Brits
celebrating today.
#RoyalWedding
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“Many of you will remember my appearance on good morning Britain and the vile turncoat, dead child phone hacking, lying about our troops scumbag Piers Morgan acting like this as I tried to tell him simple facts about Islam”
What say you now
@piersmorgan
??
Credit: TR on Telegram
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This type of scum should get life.
Where the purpose is to commit crime, if the victim dies it should be a life in prison for a life taken.
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So I don’t often post private stuff on here but today I will.
My mum has dementia and is currently in Whipps Cross hospital in London.
50% of the staff have been fantastic but the other 50% have been appalling.
#Dementia
is so cruel to the sufferer and to the family.
Be kind.
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Why is it that every non Muslim terrorist attack is immediately reported by the MSM as ‘far right’ even before an investigation has taken place?
It’s strange because in other terrorist attacks journalists seem able to diagnose mental health issues on scene.
Strange 🤷🏻♀️
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We don’t need our Armed Forces to rescue Afghanistan. Enough British lives have been lost there already.
We need our Armed Forces to rescue the U.K.
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Every person who stands up for abused children, whatever side of the political fence they are on, should be allowed to do so because those crimes are the most heinous & shocking.
People who come on here & criticise
#TommyRobinson
for doing just that must be 100% closet nonces.
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So, let’s get this straight. We have an MP,
#FionaOnasanya
just released from prison on a tag, voting against
#Brexit
in the House of Commons.
An MP.
On a tag.
In the House of Commons.
Kick her & her tag right out now.
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🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
HAPPY ST GEORGES DAY TO THE ENGLISH!
TO EVERYONE ELSE, NOBODYS PERFECT, BUT HAVE A GREAT DAY TOO! 😂😉🏴
🏴🌹🏴🌹🏴🌹🏴🌹
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Why could the EU just not have supported our decision to leave & encouraged us to find new ways of doing business with everyone?
Answer: They are all a corrupt bunch of dinosaurs who want to humiliate the British people & serve the whole process as a warning to other countries.
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Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales who died 20 years ago today.
1st July 1961 - 31st Aug 1997
Always missed. 🇬🇧
#PrincessDiana
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Only fit for hanging - I would do it and sleep well that night.
Police officer who filmed himself raping a baby girl is jailed
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The press hate him.
The establishment hates him.
The left despise him.
Yet his passion has rallied so many British people in a way that our politicians can only dream of.
Change is coming. It is time. 🇬🇧
#BrexitBetrayal
#Brexit
#TommyRobinson
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Why are migrants being allowed to flood western countries, unhindered?
Last time I checked, we had a Royal Navy. Why does our government not send them to protect our shores?
This is costing the U.K. billions. It has to stop. Now.
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My usual rants and musings are going to be set aside until after
#RemembranceSunday
as am going to concentrate on remembering
those who gave their lives and the men, women & families who live with the pain of war, both physically and emotionally.
#WeWillRememberThem
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This lady could dish the dirt about so many things & so many people but she never has & never will.
She has class.
#QueenElizabeth
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I cannot wait for the next general election, it will the equivalent of the entire British electorate clearing out their garage, ears & noses & arses all in one go.
#DrainingtheSwamp
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Just heard on the news that the British remainers want the
#EnglandvColombia
match replayed as the Columbians didn’t really know what they were getting into or what the outcome would be if they lost.
Oh...and they were racist. 🙄
#Brexit
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If anything, the events surrounding the arrest yesterday of
#TommyRobinson
just proves that the massive amount of ever growing support he has is really starting to worry people in high places.
It should, because the tide is starting to turn in the UK, as we always knew it would.
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The peoples vote was held on the 23rd of June 2016 you weapons grade knobber.
The march you’re talking about is the fuckwit march for the voting impaired.
Idiot.
I’ll be at the People’s Vote March this Saturday 20 October because the British people should have the final say on Brexit.
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A virus so deadly that you must wear a mask when out shopping but not when in a pub or restaurant.
When are people going to wake up?
#Omnicron
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Christians are being murdered across the world every day but it has become almost irrelevant.
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I’m posting this again as a reminder to all of the so called ‘journalists’ with their verified accounts that none of them have had enough integrity to investigate the worst horror perpetrated against British children in modern times.
Only one man has & he is in prison.
You have to wonder what kind of country we are living in when British children can be raped for decades & every authority turns a blind eye but the man who single handedly tried to warn everyone for years gets arrested....for warning everyone.
#TommyRobinson
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3 years & 9 months.
That sentence just about sums up this country.
#TooSoft
A 51 year old man was fatally punched in Trafalgar Square in what police have described as a "mindless and pointless attack." Lucas Antunes, 22, was jailed for three years and nine months for manslaughter.
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Whether you are white, black or purple with green spots if you don’t like living in the U.K or you don’t like the values of the U.K or you don’t like like the history of the U.K I suggest you stop trashing it, fuck right off & find somewhere else to live.
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What a pair....
The U.K. swamp of politicians needs draining.
Now.
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What an absolute motley bunch of wankpuffins these remoaners are.
Roll on the 31st Oct
#Brexit
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People that harm animals are just the absolute scum of the earth.
Total, utter waste of breath type humans.
I only hope their death will reflect the pain they have caused every single animal they ever harmed.
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As today is Good Friday, please take a moment to remember the genocide of Christians that still continues in many countries, every single day, whilst the world remains silent.
#GoodFriday
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WHY HAS THIS NOT BEEN REPORTED ON THE NEWS??
THIS WAS A TERRORIST ATTACK ON A MEMBER OF OUR ARMED FORCES!
@BBCBreaking
@SkyNews
@itvnews
After Yorkshire Regiment soldier Joshua Adams-Mitchell, 21, was run down by a car driven at him in Batley on New Year’s Day, police have arrested and charged Hamza Ali Hussain.
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FFS man, get your shit together before posting rubbish like this.
Do you think these children care about skin colour?
Shameful, derogatory, outright racist comments from a member of Parliament no less.
You should be sacked.
@DavidLammy
The world does not need any more white saviours. As I've said before, this just perpetuates tired and unhelpful stereotypes. Let's instead promote voices from across the continent of Africa and have serious debate.
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🤦🏼♀️ who the hell do you vote in the next election?
What a bunch of utter fuckwits.
When he calls Tommy Robinson a right wing thug he’s talking about all of us
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Such a shame that the UK, so full of brilliant scientists, engineers, builders & many more has been made to feel so beaten down with political correctness & ever eroding freedom of speech that we cannot just say
‘No deal’.
We have survived after much worse.
Lest we forget..🇬🇧
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The process for casting a vote in UK elections is nothing short of archaic.
No ID.
No CCTV of who is coming & going.
Who watches the boxes when they are driven to the central place for counting?
Pencils!?
The whole procedure is ripe for fraud & must change.
#GE2109
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