I quite liked Neil Sedaka

Saying “Tourette’s is not an excuse to say bad things” Is like saying “dementia is not an excuse to forget things” Or “being deaf isn’t an excuse not hear things” Or “being blind isn’t an excuse to not see things” Or that “being dyslexic is not an excuse to not be able to

John's not mad. A seminal documentary on extreme Tourettes that thankfully shaped the conversation in this nation in the 80's To our pig ignorant American cousins and those ignoring a severe disability and its consequences, take 28 minutes to watch it. Then accept your fucking

This is why we can’t have snow in London

BBC journalism at its finest

I was just stood opposite @jeremycorbyn on the tube. I didn’t say anything weird like “I’m a massive fan, my cover photo on Facebook used to be you riding a unicorn” just got overwhelmed and tried to awkwardly smile. Starstruck.

The US has launched an unprovoked and illegal attack on Venezuela. This is a brazen attempt to secure control over Venezuelan natural resources. It is an act of war that puts the lives of millions of people at risk — and should be condemned by anyone who believes in sovereignty

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other

you know you are hormonal when you end up crying at the end of Planes, Trains and Automobiles…

Nothing has ruined my Christmas more than finding out the Muppets History guy is a sex pest…

Pretty sure over the years *many* “serious crimes” have taken place in Groucho Club…

https://t.co/pPi3zedSOz

Blossoms look like they're about to be wrongfully arrested for a pub bombing in the 1970s

I had an operation two weeks ago and I’m still in so much pain I just want to die. Bought Apple TV subscription to watch Slow Horses (because I’m the only person in the world who hadn’t watched it) but have no idea what’s going on because I can’t concentrate because drugs hah 🤘🏻

I just got the 65 bus from Ealing to Kingston and I’ve got to say that was the best bus journey of my life. Sorry to all the mega rich people with hedges sculpted into elephants etc but I couldn’t help but stare through your windows and manifest.

Very nice to see this doing the rounds again. When I was a little kid I used to go to Manchester and come back with the accent. Harry and Paul thought this was very funny so wrote the sketch. The timing was perfect. 😎

my mantra commuting to work every morning is “I’m not a bitter, angry, Londoner. I AM NOT A BITTER ANGRY LONDONER”

I feel so fucking proud to be part of the Walthamstow community. 10k good people came together. ♥️

To our Black, Brown and minority communities: never forget that you are loved and wanted in London.