amanda
@amanda_dtx
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bummer times. at least there’s a party.
Texas, USA
Joined March 2009
Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.
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i might genuinely kill myself if netflix kills smiling friends
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NO HEALTH CARE FOR YOU BUT YOU MUST BUY MY WATCH!!
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I hate that AMC ad where that couple has a dance battle then races then almost kisses. I hate it.
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my dad’s fajitas are supreme
tonight i had my favorite fajitas in the whole world for the first time in over a decade and i legit almost cried
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chris has to be the first person in love island history to make it to the final against his will #loveislandusa
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HUGE day for leslie knope
Two male penguins, Scampi & Flounder, are raising a chick together at Chester Zoo in the UK.
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Ain’t known a FUCKIN day of peace since FUCKIN NOVEMBER
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I’ve done a pretty great job at protecting my peace for years & nothing is worth losing that
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this is like kendrick vs drake but with two drakes
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Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
Good morning and Happy Sunday! No quotes today. Just wanted to post how I feel about “pride” month.
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White guys need to start making music like this again instead of becoming underground rappers
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You have to say pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky
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