Urban Richard Simmons
@winwhite97
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28. NASM CPT | Navy Vet | Superboy/Starboy Energy | Mind over matter is magic… I do magic.
Certainly, Out of Your Way
Joined March 2011
have you heard the story about the boy who made a Rocket? 🚀
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RT @zoerosebryant: had a talk with the whole class about not using “naughty words” and one of my kids said “yeah or you’ll go to JAIL” and….
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Happy Birthday Fave! 🧡.
Survived the 27 club (Barely). Only right I celebrate my 28th likes it’s the party of the century. Call me Malik Gatsby 😉 Cheers to the rest of my roaring 20s Old Sport 🥂
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Don’t try and clock me “acting funny” when you ain’t clock me looking at you like this before I started acting funny.
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You can just FEEL the lie about to come out, baby I just asked “what did you do today?”
Growing up the youngest and now being the adult in an adult-child dynamic gives me retrospective embarrassment cause wow, can you see a kid about to lie from a mile away.
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Growing up the youngest and now being the adult in an adult-child dynamic gives me retrospective embarrassment cause wow, can you see a kid about to lie from a mile away.
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Jonathan Bailey at the ‘JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH’ premiere in Seoul.
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Apple Music has launched Replay All Time, which allows users to see their most streamed songs ever since joining the platform.
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I mean I’m still hot but hot, humid and trying to breathe carrying around weight is just no bueno hunni. Bulk OVER.
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Slimming down cause it’s too hot to be big like that.
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Community note said— “NOT Bob and Helen Parr, trick ass bitch!”.
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RT @Culture3ase: Behind the scenes from X-MEN: THE LAST STAND with Daniel Cudmore’s Colossus and Hugh Jackman’s Wolverine. .
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RT @Fayokunmii: Embarrassment. Nothing clears your eyes and senses faster than getting embarrassed.
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