SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
@SubwayTakes
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If a movie theater doesn't have an ICEE machine, I think it's a front!!
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Being a best man is NOT not an honor!! Ft. Gary Simons
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There's no such thing as the best coffee or bagel or pizza slice in New York City!!
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You are not better than other people if you're efficient in a TSA line! Feat Claire Parker
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The seagull should replace the bald eagle as our national bird!!
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Cool people from weird, small towns are cooler than cool people from, like, big, cool towns!!
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Side at restaurant should not only be free, they should be mandatory!!
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Instead of bachelor and bachelorette parties before people get married, we should have funerals for our dating career!!
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You should never take personally a follow back on Instagram!!
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Album covers matter more than the music!!
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We need to stop villainizing overhead lighting!!
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Pasta with garlic and oil is a thousand times better than pasta with tomato sauce!!
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When they get rid of all the illegals in this country, white billionaires will start paying people a living wage!! Feat Bill Burr
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