Ali Mae Jenkins
@alimae
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I am a doll who is also a computer.
Here, there, and everywhere.
Joined September 2008
I don’t know how @JohnJYork manages to be a super human example of both strength and humility, but it’s an example worth aspiring to. Looking good my old friend! Love to you and yours! ❤️🎄🎁💥
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RIP Jeffrey Carlson, 48, exposed-nerve star of Broadway (Billy in The Goat, Marilyn in Taboo) and TV (the groundbreaking trans character Zoe on All My Children). A powerful actor and a painful loss.
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"Mimi Márquez: Mimi splits her time between managing the Boerum Hill Babeland and getting her graduate degree in Dance/Movement Therapy from Pratt Institute. She is sober and makes her own jewelry out of recycled oat milk cartons." https://t.co/XtwAaAIweZ
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Mark Cohen: Mark took his eye for documentary film to World of Wonder where he is an executive producer on RuPaul’s Drag Race. A Trixie Mattel stan...
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Me: *picks macaroni&cheese off the floor by hand* .@bergeronorama: “You are the weirdest Cinderella.”
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“Are you jealous of the MOON?!” -@bergeronorama (For the record: Yes. Yes, I am.) #TheBiggestRoundestFace
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So, without telling anyone, Dave Grohl brought his giant smoker and cooked/fed barbecue and sides for 500 folks at Hope Mission in L.A. during the storms. Paid for it all. Worked 16 hours. So, when the aliens get here and ask “who’s in charge?”, I think we take them to Dave
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The brilliance of @thejonlindstrom How he goes from Ryan to Kevin Kevin to Ryan without missing a single beat 👏👏👏 #Gh
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Why haven’t they invented thinner lenses for people with awful eyesight yet? I want fun glasses but my prescription is so high that my eyes always look insane. I don’t want to hear why it’s not possible. It should be.
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Just so we are clear, calling for a "national divorce" is the same as calling for another civil war.... which is treason. --Sarah Ironside
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The last appearance of our dear Richard Belzer. We will miss you 💔
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Richard Belzer had his own cinematic universe and we took it for granted
Richard Belzer appeared as Det. Munch on Homicide, Law & Order, SVU, Trial By Jury, The Wire, 30 Rock, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The Beat, Arrested Development and The X-Files among others and was the first actor to play the same character on 10 different live-action shows. RIP
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a series of increasingly alarming events we slowly become desensitized to. --Gabrielle Drolet
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Viola Davis achieved a rare distinction at the #Grammys on Sunday, becoming an EGOT — the winner of an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony. She secured the feat with her first Grammy Award for the audiobook of her memoir, “Finding Me.” https://t.co/VMe8UyMWWL
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No but seriously how *did* we all hear the same Marilyn Manson rib removal rumor before social media
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Is this my period talking or does pizza rolls dipped in BK zesty sauce sound positively inspired 🤔
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Not well-known in many parts of the U.S., candlepin bowling is mostly found in New England and nearby parts of Canada. The aging alleys are now held together with "duct tape and bubble gum."
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what I like about hippos being the most dangerous animal in the world: they’re vegetarian. not even omnivores. they don’t want to eat you, they just hate you. and I think that’s a beautiful thing
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