My dog hates fireworks (he served in Iraq)

a father on my flight wouldn’t let me switch seats with him so I could sit next to his wife and baby

@BarackObama 1. Israelis have families, but Palestinians apparently don't. 2. Israelis are named as Israelis, but Palestinians are just "people". 3. It's apparently a conflict, not an occupation, siege or genocide. 4. Israeli soldiers enforcing a murderous siege on Gaza are apparently

If you’re going to Saudi Arabia at least own it. You don’t get to have it both ways!

Oh no you forgot a city!

for those wondering, it's asos. $100 for a faux suede jacket isn't cheap!

the slaves actually had a really nice time

Cute jacket. Let me check out the reviews to make sure it doesn’t smell like fish

did u forget when you agreed to perform in Saudi Arabia?

researchers in spain developed a vaccine that eliminates covid in mice. hey geniuses…maybe try making one that eliminates the virus in people

When I text my bf to let him know I spotted a volvo ex30

Guy friend bought a telescope. Probably so that he can spy on the stars. Fucking creep

Maybe the girl was in fifth grade and the actress was 29

I’m going to the riyadh comedy festival but just to support

joke's on you, i'm unemployed

I did not agree with everything he said but he didn't deserve to die. RIP robert redford

Why is everyone posting Sydney Sweeney

I don’t care what your politics are—he was 31 years old. Why did it take so long?

I usually feel bad when I see a K-9 but then i remember 40% of those german shepherds are domestic abusers

obvious answer is keeping it as is

i think i speak for everyone when i say that we want the new logo back!