They had my boy wearing myopic spectacles for the first time all series. He was out there fighting blurry demons for 5 seasons 😭

Our latest video in our partnership with @DGlaucomflecken summarizes the results of a trial that evaluated whether management of shock without early arterial catheterization is noninferior to the practice of early catheter insertion with regard to death from any cause at day 28.

https://t.co/vFB0UIY7EE

In a hypothetical world where some physicians are replaced by AI, who gets sued when things don’t go well? Because this is America, somebody’s gotta get sued.

Make the print a little bigger and you can corner the macular degeneration market

Shout out to the medical student interviewee who, while answering, witnessed my gushing nose bleed 🤦‍♂️ And extra points for thinking it was just part of the interview and wanted to provide me recommendations.

I have logistical questions for the full body MRI + AI interpretation crowd. What do you do with that report? Take it directly to a surgeon? Expect them to operate without a radiologist interpretation? Will the hospitals allow it? Who pays for it? Gonna need ironclad research to

Our latest video in our partnership with @DGlaucomflecken summarizes the final analysis of 23 years of follow-up to evaluate the long-term effects of PSA screening. Read the full analysis for free: https://t.co/QsGtl1BnFT

Science has spoken. Testicles are overrated.

The ICU

We need to incentivize airport pull-ups. You want pre-check? Do a pull-up. Priority boarding? 5 pull-ups. First class upgrade? 10 pull-ups and you have to go the wrong direction on all escalators and moving walkways.

Nobody asked but he’s a -6, maybe a -7

I think we are entering a great time for live performers. Musicians, theater, comedy, etc. When we can’t believe what we see in our phones, we will search for what we know is real. Maybe wishful thinking…

I don’t get this. The transition already happened. We’ve been streaming from our couches for over a decade. Isolation and loneliness are worse now than ever before. What if, in an era of social media filled with bots and AI slop, people start craving ways to be around real

Didn’t match in Cards? Did Crit Care freeze you out? Is that hospitalist job looking little too intellectually bankrupt? Don’t get mad, become a nephron! We have a spot in the July 2026 class that would fulfill dreams you didn’t;t know you had! DMs are open (Please RT)

🎧 Episode 1 of the Future of Medicine, featuring @DGlaucomflecken, an #ophthalmologist, survivor & medical satirist, is NOW LIVE! Watch the episode on our YouTube channel or stream here ( https://t.co/8EUth1wAOc) or anywhere you listen to podcasts.

“‘Vaccines don’t cause autism’ has never been proven.” Correct, because that’s not how science works. If I say “sunning your perineum twice per day increases your IQ by 10 points” you would say, “prove it.” The burden of proof is on me, the person with a tanned perineum. If I

Could clesrovimab, a human RSV monoclonal antibody, reduce the incidence of RSV infection in preterm and full-term infants? Find out in the latest video in our partnership with @DGlaucomflecken. Read the full results of the CLEVER trial for free: https://t.co/aTXjtdtoeY

I had a touch of v fib in 2020, really knocked me on my ass for a few days

I’m sorry, ventricular fibrillation flare-up?