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Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Tiktok. Contact: [email protected] Bluesky: https://t.co/XXBQPt82Qg

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Nailed it!.
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In case you missed it, Dr. Glaucomflecken makes a cameo in our stroke-themed board game, Circle of Willis. btw, if @DGlaucomflecken reposts this, I will *double* the number of game copies that I giveaway for free 😁
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RT @AnishJayJain: Casually running into the man, the myth, the legend @DGlaucomflecken between cases…. priceless
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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RT @BenMazer: Do you think FDA vaccine czar Vinay Prasad has tried to get his articles taken down from the anti-vax website Children’s Heal….
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Hot take! This is a sign of a good doctor.
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I saw a doctor over zoom to get ADHD medication and when I asked if it was safe to smoke pot on adderall she said ā€œlet me google itā€.
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RT @StanfordDeptMed: REMINDER: Medicine Grand Rounds 2.0 launches Friday, Sept. 5 at 12 p.m. with comedian/ophthalmologist Will Flanary (@D….
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RT @19joho: Hi @VPrasadMDMPH . Those of us who were familiar with critical thinking knew about the Streisand effect already. Now, you get….
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Channel was an attempt to ā€˜preserve’ what Trump officials in current Trump administration said during the pandemic
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Mitochondria didn’t deserve this. Krebs cycle on the other hand….
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What’s frustrating as a physician on social media is when you have fun content ideas to provide meaningful medical education to your audience, but then a powerful idiot starts mass diagnosing something fake like ā€œmitochondrial challengesā€ while people watching at the airport, so.
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RFK JR: I’m looking at kids as I walk through the airports today. and I see these kids that are just overburdened with mitochondrial challenges, inflammation—you can tell from their faces, movements, and lack of social connection
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RT @docclift: As an academic neurosurgeon with over 1000 citations, I believe that we as a neurosurgical community need to focus on applica….
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RT @NEJM: Could a structured exercise program after undergoing adjuvant chemotherapy for colon cancer improve survival and quality of life?….
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RT @Adelaide_FC: From 15th to 1st, your Minor Premiers šŸ’™
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RT @ChrisMurphyCT: Private equity looted 3 Connecticut hospitals. Services cut, nurses buying their own supplies etc. They will do it to yo….
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RT @mcuban: She's wrong. Look at generics. The USA is the cheapest of all western countries. Any brand drugs with competition would be….
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Some interesting ideas here. I think in general, the US healthcare system makes obtaining disability accommodations (eyeglasses, hearing aids, wheelchairs, etc) needlessly difficult. I don’t think there is anything wrong with tying eyeglass prescriptions to an exam by an.
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Eyeglasses aren’t opioids. There’s no reason we should need to see an optometrist to buy glasses. You don’t in the rest of the world, and you didn’t in the US either until optometrists lobbied aggressively under the banner of ā€œpublic safety.ā€. For decades, opticians, trained with.
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RT @jonathanstea: "Treating the root cause" is a trope abused in alternative/integrative/functional medicine to sow distrust in mainstream….
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I become a lifelong Crows fan in 2022. Just 3 years later they have a chance to win the minor premiership. Coincidence?.
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OMG
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People out there really think doctors don't want to "cure" you of disease because then we'll run out of patients. Buddy, there will always be people with disease. Every physician on earth could cure 40 people per day, every day, for 100 years, and guess what? There will still be.
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Doctors want you to get better
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Once residency/fellowship applicants can safely acknowledge their lack of interest in conducting research without torching their job prospects, then we will have entered a new utopia with the perfect balance of physicians, scientists, and physician-scientists. It will be.
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