Matt Forde
@mattforde
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Comedian. @TheRNOHCharity and @BCRT Ambassador. #NFFC and ham sandwich fan. Chordoma survivor. Stoma owner. Cancer free since 2023.
New show on sale now:
Joined March 2009
MY BRAND NEW TOUR IS ON SALE NOW! It’s my biggest ever tour, 51 dates across the UK. Featuring Donald Trump, Angela Rayner, Lee Anderson, Keir Starmer and Oasis What more do you want? Ok, there’s some (soft) dick jokes too. Tickets: https://t.co/UThDEgGZxl
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I love him. The sheer charisma of the way he plays football. #NFFC
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Sean Dyche has made a massive impact at Forest. Yes we’re defensively stronger, which everyone expected. But we’re also much sharper in attack. We’re much better to watch. And we regularly win games. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS INEVITABLE* *maybe not this season
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Give us your Christmas party gossip!
After hearing some of your peace talks, @mattforde & @RealDysonator now want to know… Is there any gossip from your office Christmas Party?
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After hearing some of your peace talks, @mattforde & @RealDysonator now want to know… Is there any gossip from your office Christmas Party?
It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes until 5 today! And after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot had ‘peace talks’ this week, the guys want to know… When was the last time you had to have ‘peace talks’?
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When was the last time you had peace talks?
It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes until 5 today! And after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot had ‘peace talks’ this week, the guys want to know… When was the last time you had to have ‘peace talks’?
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It’s @mattforde and @RealDysonator in for goals, chaos and tunes until 5 today! And after Mohamed Salah and Arne Slot had ‘peace talks’ this week, the guys want to know… When was the last time you had to have ‘peace talks’?
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As a percentage how Christmassy are you feeling? @RealDysonator says he’s already at 100%. I’m at 90%. Most of the year.
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Thank you to our patron, His Majesty The King for sharing his cancer experience and championing Stand Up To Cancer. Spotting cancer early can make a real difference in providing the best chance for successful treatment and to save lives. If you notice anything unusual for you,
A special message from The King, in support of Stand Up To Cancer. 🧡 As part of this year’s @SU2CUK campaign, @CR_UK and @Channel4, with support from the @NHS, have launched a nationwide Screening Checker to help people find out which cancer screening programmes they are
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Come on you fellas. Get checked earlier. As us ladies know who make partners dentist’s appointments because you (fellas) only go when tooth ache is so severe it can’t be ignore anymore! You know who you are 🤣…. Get checked, it could say your life. 💪🏻
He’s right. Catching cancer early makes all the difference. It’s why I can still walk. Please, if there’s something not right with you, get it checked. It could save your life.
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He’s right. Catching cancer early makes all the difference. It’s why I can still walk. Please, if there’s something not right with you, get it checked. It could save your life.
A special message from The King, in support of Stand Up To Cancer. 🧡 As part of this year’s @SU2CUK campaign, @CR_UK and @Channel4, with support from the @NHS, have launched a nationwide Screening Checker to help people find out which cancer screening programmes they are
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Has to be @elljanderson
⭐️ "Zidane was our leader and our masterclass player!" Emmanuel Petit says England need their own Zidane to win the World Cup! 👀 #NFFC fan @MattForde knows who that man could be... 🤣 How To Win The World Cup - Available on YouTube, the talkSPORT App and more! 🏆
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⭐️ "Zidane was our leader and our masterclass player!" Emmanuel Petit says England need their own Zidane to win the World Cup! 👀 #NFFC fan @MattForde knows who that man could be... 🤣 How To Win The World Cup - Available on YouTube, the talkSPORT App and more! 🏆
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A look at how the British teams are doing in Europe 🔎
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This is a really appalling editorial error on #bbcqt "Apparently one in three children don't speak English as a first language, why does this matter?" Chair says "have English as a second language" Caption changes the meaning entirely "Don't speak fluent English"
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