I've been reading the archived Music Weeks (a UK chart industry/trade publication) on https://t.co/iHbGHFwmu6 and in recent days they've been uploading 1997 issues. It's pretty interesting to follow the story of how Princess Di's death derailed a Kylie album.

God help you if you try to take even £1 from the 63-104 age bracket in this country

This just gets better and better

WASPI husbands in 1995

went here & everyone knew your mom

I often wonder if those criticising the current Prime Minister remember any of the previous five.

imagine being the person who got to show mariah carey this today

Apparently UK cinemas are pissed off because hardly anyone is going to see the Melania film What’s the opposite of “go woke, go broke”? Go fash, no cash?

Even I cannot comprehend that level of audacious corruption, and I’m from the Balkans.

Just applied for a position in a bank but accidentally uploaded the cv I used for a job in the olive oil industry. Hopefully they won't notice

It's terrible what a lightsaber can do

I'm bloody and totally bound, I don't know what to do with my hands now, I surrender, I give in, I'll kick down your door if you don't let me in. And I've lost myself completely, I look to you my shooting star, I’m on the Pacific Coast Highway, My God how did you fall so hard?

Melania has hit theaters. There'll be a dark, empty theater with a movie you don't care about, so fellas, there's never been a better time to ask out Lauren Boebert.

God imagine you're just trying to pour a shitty pint of Madri for your minimum wage and some snotty nose litle cambridge nepo baby starts loudly shouting transphobic nonsense because her job is suing pubs. Fucking nightmare material.

i hate that oasis song where the first 13 seconds trick you into thinking it's wonderwall until you hear another few seconds and it's like turn that off it's fucking wonderwall

#OnThisDay 40 years ago - 28 January 1986 Following the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster, Children's BBC's Newsround wins a behind the scenes battle to be the first to break the news on BBC1. Schedules are cleared for Peter Snow on BBC2 and Carol Barnes has the story over at ITN

Of course it doesn’t make sense but we now live in a time where ~15% of the population has had their brains rotted to utter mush by social media, and we are all paying for it.

The same people that are nostalgic for when every village had a butcher, a baker, a greengrocer, a school and a GP are now outraged by 15 minute cities. Make it make sense.

ex-tories explaining why they’re joining reform

Realised what people- especially on Facebook- being taken in by sentimental AI slop pictures reminds me off: the Cottingley Fairies incident.

Just smelt this for the first time when I was in Livingstone today and I LOVE IT. Smoky, cherry, whisky notes. Just treated myself to a 100ml bottle.