"American Psycho" director Mary Harron is baffled by "Wall Street bros" still idolizing Patrick Bateman when the movie is “a gay man’s satire on masculinity.” "I’m not sure why it happened, because Christian Bale’s very clearly making fun of them” https://t.co/zWvmZoOWsT

HE DID NOTT PLAY HOLY PRIEST

c ows .

ME AT 2 A.M.: “Is all love doomed to fade to indifference?” TACO BELL CASHIER: “Look, lady. It’s ephemeral, like a wave upon the shore.”

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

Slap slap slap clap clap clap

It’s time to admit Sid was actually a pretty cool and creative guy for making all those fucked up toys, way cooler than that fucking loser Andy

“Creeping Baby Doll”, was first patented by Robert J. Clay on March 14, 1871. In the application, he describes his creepy baby as “a very amusing toy... produced at small cost.” National Museum of American History.

every twink is evil if you really think about it

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u rlly had to be there

I get drunk and start telling men to kiss each other

if our love is insanity why are you my clarity

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POPE PREVOST EMERGES FROM THE BALCONY

(BREAKING) HABEMUS MFIN PAPAM!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine carrying a child for a whole 9 months just to name it Alex

eating lumpia

the contents of a person’s lint trap say everything you need to know about a person

I also got a parking ticket. #FML (Frankie Muniz's Life)