Sonic Movie 2 was good but the ending where Tom and Maddie refuse to adopt Tails because he's a mutant two-tailed freak and force him to work at McDonald's to support himself was kind of fucked up.
Every now and then I remember youtube removed annotations and get really fucking pissed off and I punch the wall like an anime villain. Think of how many important corrections have been lost to time.
it’s funny how growing up I was constantly inundated with with “french are cowards! lol! white flag! surrender monkeys!” memes when in reality the average american is a servile bootlicking little bitch compared to the french who will riot at the drop of a hat
Apparently a bunch of zoomers on tiktok saw my Operation Soda Steal video and are now filming themselves stealing soda from taco bells. Listen, if you saw that video and actually thought the message was "stealing is good and cool" then guess what, you're right, keep doing it
In celebration of the 20th Bajaversary, Mountain Dew Baja Blast will be a permanent flavor in 2024!!
In January Baja Blast will hit shelfs nationwide as a permanent item in both regular and zero(bottles & cans).
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Apparently a bunch of zoomers on tiktok saw my Operation Soda Steal video and are now filming themselves stealing soda from taco bells. Listen, if you saw that video and actually thought the message was "stealing is good and cool" then guess what, you're right, keep doing it
I still can't believe Pokemon got away with the whole two versions of every game gimmick. I feel like if you tried to do something like that today gamers would go insane, shit/cry/piss themselves to death.
I’m gonna be that guy who brings a controller to the new Sonic movie and loudly clicks and clacks it during the action scenes, and I’m gonna yell “FUCK!” every time Sonic gets hurt until I’m ejected from the theater
I can’t believe they called the third Xbox the “Xbox One”. I’m still not over it. What kind of sick fuck thought that shit was okay. There were meetings where an entire room of soulless marketing homunculi all looked around at each other and said “yep this seems fine.”
I will never understand why people made "sonic kissed a human girl!!!" such a big meme. It's not even true, she kisses his corpse, so it's actually much funnier than people make it sound.
I can't believe Crazy Frog, THE Crazy Frog, a character known for being an annoying piece of shit that everyone hates and also has a small penis, is into NFTs. This is just... wow. Truly unexpected.
Didn't they kind of fuck up by making the first Pokemon Legends game about Arceus? I mean where do you go from literally god, like Pokemon Legends: Farfetch'd just doesn't hit the same.
This ad where everyone is looking at Rayman's dick raises a few questions:
1. Is his dick detached from his body like his arms and legs?
2. Is it actually canon Rayman has a big dick?
3. Considering his height how is his piss making it into that urinal? (possibly related to
#1
)
Hey
@YouTube
, can I have a job as a UI designer? I've been huffing paint all day for weeks to the point where my IQ is actually in the negatives, so I think I'm finally stupid enough to join your UI team of fucking idiot clown sociopaths.
Watching Adventure Time on HBO Max and I've been treated to: missing episodes, episodes out of order, episodes with the wrong fucking credits. Know what I got when I pirated it? None of that shit. It's too bad the corporate cunts who own these shows don't give a fuck about them
Twitter is trying to be Discord, Discord is trying to be Twitter, by 2032 there will be one website left on the internet and using it for one hour will be the psychological equivalent of four weeks of waterboarding.
Wow, just got back from the theater, what a great movie. It was an absolute treat to see an iconic character get such a loving screen adaptation. Full of fun references for long time fans, great action scenes, seriously everyone go see Morbius when you get a chance.
If you're not a content creator you will never know the joy of instantly deleting a ten paragraph essay someone posted in your comment section without even reading it just because it looked annoying.
Thinking of all the kids out there who managed to avoid viruses because sonic.exe made them too scared to run executable files from the internet. Tricking children into learning about cybersecurity and internet scams is really quite ingenious. Now someone make sonic.nft
I think playing video games from such a young age fucked up my brain because I can't even navigate around my home town without getting lost yet I can close my eyes and and picture the entire map of Half-Life 1 with perfect clarity.
lmao, had the meanest old lady customer, just belittling me and talking to me like i’m stupid the whole time, and then saying “no one wants to work anymore” (telling me this while i’m at my job????) then after i finish ringing her up she hands me this and goes “god bless you”
Even if Sonic Frontiers sucks I can already tell that 12 years from now video essays defending it by the six year olds who play it now are gonna be fucking lit
It pisses me off when I see people compare NFTs to beanie babies. Beanie babies are actual objects with utility. You can't get suspended for throwing an NFT at the back of some kid's head as hard as you can. You can't traumatize your little sister by ripping an NFT in half
People are so pissed at Nintendo for filing a bunch of takedown notices on uploads of their OSTs. Just for the record SEGA has never ONCE filed a copyright claim on a Nintendo soundtrack. Just something to consider.
"Look Pim, I know it's our job to help this guy and everything, but I think this guy's a lost cause. He's obviously made up his mind, why don't we just cut our losses and get out of here."
I'm afraid I will be leaving the Nintendo DS 100 Classic Book Collection speedrunning community until the moderators remove goatselover89's fraudulent run from the leaderboards, he's not even reading the pages he's just mashing the next page button as fast as he can
After three decades of terrorizing people with his video games and various other media Sonic the Hedgehog has finally been captured and deflated. Farewell, Sonic!
The year is 2037, Nintendo is finally implementing GameCube games on Switch for the low price of ten thousand dollars per year. I’m so excited that as I’m pulling out my credit card I accidentally squeeze it too hard and it shatters into sharp fragments, cutting my face and eyes