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u m a m i

@u_m_a_m_i

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Animator/Music Producer Music: https://t.co/cyvmp8bv2u Digital downloads and more: https://t.co/OW6Q4hd5Uv Designed by umami: https://t.co/rafUXCQiPC 🌞

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u m a m i

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This scene feels more relevant every passing day.

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RT @AlexCadinot: If Umami says to go to the gym, imma go to the gym while listening to "Gambling with World War Three".

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The word "decanting" is forever ruined for me.

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The back of my neck gets sweaty when reading it.

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I can't tell if people are being ironic with this quote or not.

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“you think everything and everyone is beautiful”.“maybe that’s the real punk rock”

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I’m putting an end to this.

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If it's a hoax then release the list? Should be nobody on it? What's the fucking problem?.

Disclose.tv

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NOW - Trump on Epstein: "It's all been a big hoax."

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Justin Tomchuk.Untitled (2024), Acrylic on Panel, 30"x22"

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RT @lauramatsue: I used to believe that constantly traveling was a sign of being a free spirit. But in truth, most people I’ve known who li….

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-oh yeah you can make friends there too.

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Reasons to go to the gym:.-feel like less of a homicidal maniac.-reduced dementia and alzheimer’s risk.-moving things like AC units and fridges is easy.-look cool.Reasons not to go:.-Whatever Diane is yapping about here.

Diane Yap

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Being obsessed with the superficial trappings of masculinity (e.g. gym, stacking cash, getting girls) reveals a fundamentally un-masculine focus on social status and what others think. True masculinity is agency, discipline and indifference to the opinions of others.

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People are showing their hands like crazy. The more they dismiss it the more suspicious they look, and yet they absolutely cannot resist.

Kaguya’s Top Gal

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>Bitches about Trump for 10 years.>Defends him over the list. What did he mean by this

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RT @JimMusilPainter: What color do you think these flowers will be?

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Everyone gets real quiet when a real worm-be-er shows up.

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You 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 you were a worm. But can you do this?

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Now when I complete a scene I just stare at the screen like this

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When I made this scene back in 2017 I remember laughing hysterically at how he spaghetti-enters the scene, calling @artkarolina to come over & look, she just had a concerned look on her face.

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Possibly the greatest character introduction ever, you learn everything about him so quickly lol.

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u m a m i

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Next person who says 'it's not clocking to you' is getting clocked in the head.

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RT @ecto_fun: these look like the “final photos” of a couple they show on a true crime episode and you found out he killed her and dumped h….

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