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@_mutio420
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it’s crazy how they made a dumpster shot look so beautiful
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why do I have to be afraid of spraying perfume on my neck all of a sudden
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I hate it when people say age is just a number. Age is clearly a word.
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i should be in new orleans, kissing my vampire lover on the lips & listening to jazz
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four basic types of cop shows: 1. you won’t believe WHAT crimes we solve 2. you won’t believe HOW we solve crimes 3. you won’t believe WHERE we solve crimes 4. you won’t believe WHO we’re letting solve crimes
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Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"
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Guys, if you are in a position to help me saa hizi I’ll appreciate. I need blood type A+ or O+ at Nairobi south hospital. It’s urgent . RT my donor might be on this TL.
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Saying “That won’t be necessary “ when im offered water at someones house
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We need to start shaming men for peeing anywhere and everywhere
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I want to be so articulate and have such a large vocabulary that people are disgusted by how intelligent I am in conversation
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Hey guys, my cousin is missing! Please help me reshare this poster! Thank you🫶🏾
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Hakuna kitu ngumu kama escaping the 30k salary matrix in Kenya
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