matt
@_matthamil
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sometimes software development tweets. mostly lazy retweets.
Joined March 2011
If you lean even slightly right these days just know I don’t like you
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The plan? Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going
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GUY WHO DOESN’T THINK THE GOVERNMENT CAN RUN THE POST OFFICE: it appears the EPA has perfected their Hurricane Device
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My favourite thing about this country is that 'you can't take money from millionaires, they might leave' is considered a more valid and compelling argument than 'you can't take money from disabled people, they might die'.
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why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket
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it’s amazing how republicans main political platform is just wanting to kill people
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Wow, I wonder why the university full of smart people doesn't support the ideology&party of dumb people
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she’s about to earn 1.840e47 points in balatro
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Imagining telling climate scientists in the 90s that we’re just going to do nothing about climate change and blame all the disasters on black and gay people
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“speculation” and it’s blurred on every european news outlet because we all know what it is
Elon Musk addresses speculation he did a Nazi salute at Donald Trump’s inauguration: “The radical leftists are really upset that they had to take time out of their busy day praising Hamas to call me a Nazi”
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it’s so embarrassing being american
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Historians: that was a nazi salute. neo-nazis: that was a nazi salute. ADL: awkward gesture in a moment of enthusiasm
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