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aesthete, comedian, ♏️, scribe ; 🎤 Co-host of Glory W(hole) @ Dixon Place 🛸 they/them/elle 📧:hurtadomateo @gmail .com
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🤬🤬🤬 TFW it’s time to recite poetry by Stefani Germanotta, Red One, & Akon
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No offense to oysters but my world is not that?
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@melisshious
Lmfaoooo and the director /ppl who adapt the play into a film are all like “this is fine 👀, kitchen-only, nothing to see here”
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@pinklinepussy
“¿Te mando siete sugerencias para mejorar el syllabus? Ni hay libros de autores cuir 🤬🦅”
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There’s endurance performance art and then there’s
@MattRogersTho
basically single handedly executing a IDTSH marathon on insta!!! Period 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Some bday shenanigans so far 🤭🤭🤭 💃 teeeehee
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@DylanAdler6
@caveatnyc
Britney’s baby registry info will be disclosed at a kiosk in the lobby 🤍
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@DylanAdler6
Imagine if camps had an HR department. “Yeah so you’ll want to walk over to that tree to file that report 😪”
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Absence of LIVE LAUGH LIVE or: Friday May 22nd Introspective Dread~~~at approx. 8pm yesterday NYC time, the absence of
@kateberlant
opposite
@bejohnce
on Insta live was a grueling amalgamation of nothingness upon nothingness. But, like all else, our nation will get through this.
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An Actor Failing At Describing Their Time Working With Wes Anderson
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Ya know what the Midwest is? Young & Reckless
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I don’t know if I’ll be logging my symptoms day by day but wear face coverings aka masks, gente. Om*iron got me hoy 🧐😪 🦠 resting up at the moment ☁️💜
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28 🦅⚡️💜 zayummmm :) hello universe que onda
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Saludos dear bird app aka X. I am currently looking for part time or full time work. I have my BFA in Theatre Studies, BA in Latina/o Studies, and MA in Performance Studies. Jobs could span from: event planning, administrative work, research assistant gig, guest lectures & more!
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🛸🚀⚡️🧨🖤⚡️ back again! Gente, I’ve returned to the team at PlayCo, this time as their interim Community Engagement Associate. Nos vemos! Let’s convene 🚨🚨🚨
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Ready to do some sets in December! Holler if you’ll have me! 📸: Matthew Noir aka PBS the Photographer
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guts and show lineup: rearranged! slide 1 📸: Matthew Noir🚨❤️🔥🚨❤️🔥🚨❤️🔥🚨❤️🔥 New York City, myself & Lili Pujol await your presence at the inaugural Glory W(hole) 🫡 on December 2nd. Link(s) in bio! 🤖
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Teetering into the second mitad of latiné slay oooooffff month, I would like to be on your comedy show lineup if you’ll have me 🚨🤌🏼🪩NYC ! 💄
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#DepressingChildrensBooks
James and the Giant Metaphorical Peach of Doom and Self-Deprecation
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respectfully- I will not audition for n*rcos 🚨🚨🚨
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*puts on lipstick once*
*doesn’t know how to act*
📸: Eva Reyes
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!!!!! Hola hola!!!! Contact scribestudioworkshop @ gmail for registration info & any inquiries whatsoever! 😱🎯🥵🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🤍🤍🤍
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!!!!!! Mad props to
@MarciaBelsky
‘s solo show Evangelical (dir.
@MillyTamarez
🫡) with an exquisite opening set from la gran
@ZillaVodnas
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Hiya, see you soon on a stage and a screen 🥵 hi new followers 🪩❤️🔥(the last slide is my artist statement)
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@DylanAdler6
The couple: “.. HEY we saw you from across the room and uh, do you know the wifi password 🥵”
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Lmaoooooo
Bitch I hope they DO microchip me with the vaccine I’m sick of no one giving a shit where I’m at!!
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Pleaseeeeeee wtffffff , I am undone! Cole Escola & everyone else involved w/ “Oh, Mary!” were such a knockout. In Mary Todd we trust!!! (No patriotism 🫨)
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Dangggggg who’s gonna get this for me? 🥵🥵🥵
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Full deets to be announced but: I’m doing some stand up in Brooklyn on April 26th!!! Mark your cal!
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🌟 Yesterdays look 🌟 also dear all: snag tickets while you still can in my bio. Glory W(hole) comedy live at caveat!! 1/20/23 , I’m co-hosting with theeeeee Lili Pujol
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Hmmmmmm chilaquiles would be a delight right about now
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😨 gente! I’m going to send out an e-blast soon detailing my upcoming projects and performances (online and IRL in nyc), lmk if you wanna get added to my e-blast. Xx 📸: Quail Bell
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Me watching the subscriptions pile on for my patreon
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Gente, months before moving to nyc from the Midwest years ago, I birthed a ballistic banter-privy, animal conversing diosx named Safari Safari, who ironically and un-ironically talks to animals about current events and events that are current to them 🤬💜 series relaunch: 11/29
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TFW I’m wondering if you have your tickets to Glory W(hole). Featuring Julio Torres, Jes Tom, Sheria Mattis, Aliza Gandhi, & Jonnea Herman 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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Thanks for having me Quail Bell Productions ❄️ liveeeee at Broadway comedy club
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Atención! Some news! 🦅
Excited to share that I’ve joined The Play Company (PlayCo) as Associate Producer from now through june.
Check out our forthcoming play:
Nos vemos!!!!! 🦅🦅🦅🦅💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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@Andy
This question is for John and Jesse: do you have a current fashion trend that you despise?
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