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You must’ve done this before This can’t be your first time

Office secret santa got me a second gen ipod nano and put brat on it what the fuck

unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

i think a lot of us here need to see this

https://t.co/MclHs2sVYb

At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling “kiss eachother” when the players fought

Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way

I rang out a girl who was with her bf today & when it was time for her to pay, her bf goes "You want me to use my card?" & she replies "Honestly Connor, when the fuck does your card ever go through? Just move" LMFAOOOO

Imagine getting a boner in this and your crotch lights up like Rudolph's nose

need her

Woman says she tried a method and showed cats around the neighborhood a picture of her missing cat to "spread the word" and shortly after her cat returned https://t.co/V4h9FXACe1

this is so sweet. i’m in tears.

driver didn’t like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch

Hitting 60 on the strip early in the AM >

When someone points out I have an Irish name 🫡☘️ hell yea brudder

https://t.co/YYK43pl9Qm

https://t.co/GzAUBfMl11

I’m sorry this has me CRYING

My oil painting of an out of focus Christmas tree

The way he looked around is absolutely frying me 😭