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Actual conservative. #ChiefsKingdom
Bizarro World
Joined March 2011
The pentagon is in full panic right now!
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Finally. Finally you can pin albums in Apple Music so they’re at the top of your app when you open it.
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I use calibri. I’m so confused right now.
If we learned one thing since Trump took office, it's that there was no limit to how far the Biden WH would go to DEI-ify everything. Even @StateDept's official Times New Roman font was canceled - replaced with the more "inclusive" Calibri. Via @wajacobson in @LegInsurrection
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I don’t think I’ve heard or read a single thing she’s said since it happened.
Tyler Robinson killed Charlie Kirk three months ago. It should’ve been a moment to unite the Republican Party against the threats on the left from people like Tyler Robinson. Instead, a sociopath named Cancer Owens has spent the entire time trying to confuse and demoralize
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Long story short. Be consistent in doing everything perfectly every time you swing the club.
Top teacher Ryan Hager shows you how to eliminate fat and thin shots. https://t.co/gBa5zAw06j
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Is that a dude?
Dr. Gabrielle Henry, Miss Jamaica 2025, is returning home as she continues to recover after suffering a serious fall onstage at the Miss Universe 2025 competition last month. Read more: https://t.co/XirwsfoMfa
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I can’t stand the eagles but I do love watching Barkley run the football.
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Well yeah. Anyone would be. Dropped passes and an insane call to go for it on 4th down with a defense playing out of its mind lost the game.
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My dad couldn’t have a funeral. That summer, George Floyd had three. If anyone doesn’t think that fundamentally changed how I see everything, they’re sorely mistaken.
One of the chief turning points will have been when leading scientists were explaining why it was too dangerous for grandma to have a funeral but not too dangerous for thousands of BLM protesters to gather at a protest.
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I’ve had about enough of everything that is Barstool.
This is honestly prison. I’ve never seen a shadier sequence in my life. Prison for Pete Carroll and that ref
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An ugly season just keeps getting uglier. Might as well bench Mahomes for the remainder so he doesn’t break his neck behind an o-line that a few Texas high schools could beat.
The Chiefs have been mathematically eliminated from winning the AFC West, snapping a streak of nine straight division titles.
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College football is such a joke.
Kirk Herbstreit: “It’d be great if we had 16 teams. Maybe that’s the next answer to get this thing up to 16 teams.”
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Taking colonoscopy prep to another level.
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Yes…I have a jeweler. My study smells of mahogany and leather bound books.
Your jeweler doesn’t want you to read this
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Band name. Called it.
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Doesn’t Kalshi make breakfast cereal?
CNN partners with Kalshi to integrate prediction markets into its global newsroom. The first major news network to embrace Kalshi prediction markets. A new era of media is here.
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I’m going on Shark Tank with a muffin pan that doesn’t suck. Gonna revolutionize the muffin game.
Why do all muffin pans have this stupid lip that gets crap stuck in it?
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This is astounding.
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