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pee thief
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oh my god
BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: http://www.cnn.com/live
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Unleashing my armada of bullfrogs onto my stjupid chud son that I hate
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performatively reading Frog & Toad alone on a parked tandem bicycle
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That’s my boy
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Miss when Elderly Americana was this whimsical thing in the culture, Simpsons mined so much out of it. Not anymore. Last gasp was probably that Cornpop Week in '20, the dregs of a once deep reserve.
I thought I recognized you. I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!
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being afraid of the subway is so fucking funny. you mean the choo-choo train???
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It’s so cool that Swartzwelder used the only public interview I’ve ever seen with him to say that Frank Grimes deserved to die
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I haven't seen this movie since it came out but man, this scene is so sick
Among the many great things about Coen’s MACBETH is that you get an extra helping of Equalizer Denzel to go along with your Medieval Mad King Denzel
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Just remembered this photo of Buttigieg eating a cinnamon roll like an animal. I thought it was chicken wings for weeks before I realized it was a cinnamon roll. Disqualifies anything he ever has to say
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Mid 30s guy with a “why so serious?” Tattoo at Dave & Busters making his 5ish year old kid just stand there and watch as he plays the games. Incredible
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The real cure:
In the cure to male loneliness drinking on the golf course with the boys ?????? Yes it is.
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Applying for game jobs is about weighing how much you want the money vs how much you think they’re incels
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