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I understand that it may not be your style @GovTimWalz... but sometimes, you gotta fight, when you're a man. State murder charges, and go to bat against the feds to get access to the evidence. Felony murder for the whole squad. Blocking medical aid.

I see that @Wawa has gone to new packaging for their full-sugar Arnold Palmer. I inferred a new supplier and the change in taste -- markedly more lemon -- confirms that. I'm not sure I approve; the balance between the two tastes was a big selling point...

Well, another Christmas has come and gone, and the best video I have to post of @kellyclarkson performing "Grown-Up Christmas List" is from the Idol 2003 holiday special, in standard def... while there are a dozen of Katie McPhee. Hopefully sometime, she'll correct that...

I'm so tired of this. Hey, @DROPBOX! No, Android 8 is NOT a version you can target past. I expect to run my LG-V 20 for at least a couple more years. Go redo the build, folks. NOW.

REMINDER: Today is Giving Tuesday. If you gotta non-profit you love, send them a sawbuck. Or more. If you don't, send it to Wikipedia, Ballotpedia or The Internet Archive.

Sure, my Zimbra install is old; upgrading Zimbra is a bitch. But I did not need ClamAV to force my hand on it; that's 20 hours of labor I didn't have time for this month. #TheDirtyLittleSecretOfComponentizedSoftware

BREAKING: Today, for US Thanksgiving, it's not possible to Like anything on @Facebook /web.

No, Fedex, you'll either quote ground shipping on a Zip to Zip basis, or someone else will get the business. Sorry.

You know what, Progressive? Go to hell. "Unfortunately, the email you replied to is an automated notification, which is unable to receive replies. We're happy to help you with any questions that you may have through our Contact Us page. We look forward to serving you."

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Hey, @Ask_Spectrum? What is https://t.co/SoNOCAWLGG, and why are nearly all my traceroutes out of Tampa going through it? 10 hops downstream?

Well, @timcarvell and @lizstanton (probably the wrong one) have done it again; this season's @LastWeekTonight finale was a Crowning Moment of Awesome, as most previous ones were. https://t.co/N5DuWYpcAG

ATTENTION, @sethmeyers: You need to book Brendan Carr on the show *immediately*, bumping people if necessary... and then don't ask him a single question about the Trump/firing topic.

Gee... I wonder what happened to @facebook Memories for 2 days straight now?

Hey, @ebay? Please add Firefox/Win to the acceptance test regimen for your main item and item-list UI pages; I have 10-second completion timed on those, every day. It's essentially unusable. #P2

And this week, @nbcsnl and @wfla cut into the show so hard that we didn't get ANY of the closing credits, which also don't show up on YouTube. If I were @IATSE Local One, I'd be *pissed* they were violating my contract.

I'm actually impressed that @CBS has been smart enough to fire people like @StephenAtHome and John Dickerson with so much lead time that they can't badmouth the network (well, "more" :-), because it won't be 'news' by the time they're actually gone.

I'm pleased to see @YouTube is tuning their new player, and especially it's fullscreen mode.... but what I want to see when I scroll down from fullscreen is NOT escapes to other videos -- it's all the stuff about THE CURRENT VIDEO. Promise: you already had the proper design.

Well, @nbcsnl was MUCH hornier tonight than usual. Also much funnier than the premiere. Oops. More later.

Hey, @tampabay28? Don't put a trouble ticket form on your website that goes to @EWScrippsCo, when all they're going to do is give me your phone number; that's worse than useless. And fix the SAP/AD before Grey's comes on tonight, mmm'kay?