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16 days
You won’t win 😄
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2 years
@tuxedo_and_sass @rebekah_bastian @StephanieNOlson “He can’t help you now” 😂😂😂😂😂
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3 years
@NHLPlayerSafety What in the hell is wrong with you -- you don't suspend Wilson for nearly killing Panarin, but Pavel gets an in-person meeting.
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4 years
1987-2020!!!! 33 years apart!!!! #AmericanUtopia @DBtodomundo
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6 years
@AwardsDarwin @dedmazaich Range master did the exact right thing.
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4 years
Brown Eyed Women may be the greatest song ever written.
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@Wolfenhaus
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5 years
These redactions are similar to how I recount Phish shows to my family
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6 years
@gabrielmalor More important question is why did a prosecutor use his/her prosecutor’s discretion to pursue these charges in the first place?
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@Doug_Jezmand Challenging them to a 50 yard dash
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3 years
Tab
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3 years
@AriFleischer It really changes nothing about the implication behind your tweet.
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3 years
@NHLPlayerSafety If you had suspended Wilson we wouldn't have had a brawl at puck drop. Or maybe we would have, but at least Wilson would have been punished properly.
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3 years
Going with my daughter to TAB at Westville
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3 years
Remembering my grandfather, a survivor of Auschwitz, today on Yom HaShoah. #NeverAgain
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5 years
@gtconway3d Ask Kellyanne
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4 years
If any of you fucks complain about the video quality I will end you. We didn’t have HD bullshit and no iPhone 11XXXXs with 8 lenses and whatnot.
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6 years
@thehill I truly and deeply dislike her
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3 years
MIKE. SIDE. 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
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8 years
@samsteinhp @KellyannePolls Bush 41 has more class in his pinky than Donald will ever have in his whole flabby bloated body.
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4 years
@DrJenGunter Ask Gwyneth
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4 years
35,500 plus watching on youtube - that's a fan base
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6 years
@Coganuts @AwardsDarwin @dedmazaich But the paperwork would have killed him.
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@Wolfenhaus
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2 years
Up close tonight
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2 years
The term “Ice Cold Fatties” is hilarious to me.
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2 years
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2 years
Fuck opiates
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2 years
Well @cubsgirl1825 hit it out of the park with my #SecretJunta gift - I love it!! Thank you 🙏🏻 ❤️
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@Wolfenhaus
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5 years
My son left me a tip for breakfast this morning
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1 year
8 WHISKY SOURS #WinterOfWolfenhaus
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5 years
@Brasilmagic @tracyealy1 How could someone write and sign something like that...
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3 years
Deer Creek Simple is sick.
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2 years
Is there a better song than In Memory of Elizabeth Reed
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1 year
@WUTangKids That dude has a concussion. Lovely.
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3 months
Hello @X this is not a real threat. Please Unsuspend @TheVic - he’s a friend of mine.
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6 years
I already reached out to the person who bought a GC wristband from me - soon as I get my refund I am Venmo’ing them their money. Everyone should do the same.
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5 years
@Ruleyork Pay those Bahamian day laborers.
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1 year
I don’t have a sock problem, you have a sock problem
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2 years
Can I admit that I was at Bethel, sober, listening to/ watching the encore, and I did not hear the Star Spangled Banner, I just thought it was a random jam in the middle of Fire. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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5 years
This message from @gillian19 better fire you the fuck up this morning.
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4 years
Going to see David Byrne tonight #AmericanUtopia
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4 months
. @mike_gordon Joe Russo Robert Walter Nick Bockrath
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5 years
The Phish Companion
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If you were elected to political office and you weren’t allowed to swear in on a religious text, what book would you use?
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4 years
The day we met Page at Magna and he asked why we were there 😂
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MyBallzItch his son MyBallzItch, Jr. both wearing #69 #NYR
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3 years
I’m late to being a Sturgill Simpson fan but his new album is just so fucking good.
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2 years
Proud dad of a high school graduate. I am so proud of you I can’t even put it into words. I love you so much. ❤️
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4 years
At least the last Tweezer we'll ever hear was an absolute legend.
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1 year
When your 17 year old daughter asks you to take her to the Rangers game you say yes
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4 years
Spend what you want on Phish or other music, no one gives a flying fuck (except maybe your life partner if you have one), and if they criticize it or label it privilege, I feel about them the way I feel about an invalid SPAC lawn ticket, that is to say, nothing.
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5 years
SiriusXM is so silly - they charge me $220 for a full year, I tell them I want to cancel, they come back with a $108 rate, I tell them I want to cancel, they come back with a $60 rate, and I say ok. Same dance every year.
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5 years
Phish owes you nothing.
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3 years
Hi, @mtgreenee - I’ve been working on the latest prototype space device, the Jewish Energy Emitting Weapon (JEEW, get the reference)? Could you help me set up an appointment with the Pentagon, I think we really have something here to use against China.
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3 years
I think I could hear Lifeboy every show and be ok with it
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3 years
Camden
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3 years
I’ve been double-Pfizered!!!
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5 years
@ReaganBattalion Oh seeing children as a legitimate target happened a long time ago, see, eg,, the NRA and its willingness to accept school shootings as the price of unrestricted gun access.
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Fuck ticket hoarders
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@caroljsroth Aha’s Take on Me
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@MEMRIReports She seems nice
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5 years
I can tell you what my least fav moment was
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...which was your favorite moment at The Glen?
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I love the ‘80s
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10 months
You little bitch @Uncle_Lope
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22 days
I hate every Sphere attendee ❤️
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2 years
Yes I have $6,500 now for a trip in February
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3 years
If you come at my crew, don’t do it too late, we’re all asleep by 8:30.
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Parents got the vaccine today 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
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@FirenzeMike That’s 2:11 I’ll never get back
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10 months
You can rate limit my balls @elonmusk
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10 months
Summer of
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4 years
Here’s what I heard from my source
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3 years
No, anonymous Twitter account offering to sell me LSD, I don’t think it’s a great idea to purchase from you.
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3 years
I'm still in the queue for 10/31 tix
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I graduated high school in '89 so gfy
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4 years
Superstar - gone too soon.
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1 year
I am in fact an absolute moron, I’ve been watching a replay of Giants/Dallas from September.
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Why does the NFL have two games on at the same time
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2 years
I wonder if that taxi driver in Italy knows he helped create Phish’s greatest song
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And the light is growing brighter now
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4 years
What it feels like to go to a Phish show with me
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College Freshman Annoyed About Having To Room With 47-Year-Old Adjunct Professor
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I really am old - dropping my daughter off at my alma mater today
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5 years
Sharpied the fuck out of my stats. I was at Big Cypress and every show from 96-04. EVERY SINGLE SHOW.
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Petrichor is like the Stranger Things upside-down version of Divided Sky
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93 Phish is kick ass
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2 years
This reimagining of the end of YEM is just fucking awesome
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Happy 85th, Mom. Love you ❤️
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