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Al Gore is a lovely wife guy, according to Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre in a newly unsealed deposition.
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18 months sober yesterday 🙏 almost got squirrely after ankle surgery doc prescribed opiates and was able to talk with a friend on here who helped me throw them away. i'm truly thankful for an opportunity to live another day
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i heard a guy was smuggling lsd into the concert last night under his shirt and he sweated so much he took like 200 hits at once and now hes in the hospital in huntsville and he thinks he's an orange
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when you’re standing in the plug’s house and he’s weighing out an eighth
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i been on twitter so long i remember when wutang is for the children was a phish account who bought followers
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oh no after having such a good time seeing tdb last weekend my wife is trying to find another band for us to go see
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more lunchtime showing off: baloney and american cheese on bunny bread
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last night this is the 11 months sober chonky boy with my daughter
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old men watching construction in front of their house
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phish got you into talking heads? huh. disco biscuits got me into massive attack
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bro i unfollowed all the phish accounts who wouldn’t follow me back and i mainly see disco biscuits twitter and i’m so happy
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I keep forgetting that most of you had shit tiny boners, and the vast majority of public boners weren’t as good as what was available in (most of) CT.
It really explains so much, especially among this crowd of boners.
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i had to give the money shot here of the home grow (tomatoes)
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dude imo my wife knocked it out of the park w this what would someone pay for it? (acrylic on canvas)
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it’s got to be the miracle whip for me but that’s just because i have a cultured palate
Serious question. You have a perfect BLT. Which one do you choose?
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when i see the nitrous guys in the parking lot before the show
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umphreys is a good prog band that jams with a top tier metal guitarist
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guys will see this and just say "hell yeah"
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my little brother had a distinct smell and i’ve been smelling him around the house for a few days and tonight it dawned on me he died 3 years ago to the day 😢
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jam band fans on twitter when their favorite band is streaming a live show
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blew well over 100k on cocaine and alcohol
pissed away a lucrative business
got sober
getting my head shrunk
filed for a small business loan and now looking for office space to begin again
Lockdown started 3 years ago today. What are 3 things that have happened to you since then?
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fuck!
Imagine holding your newborn son in your arms for the first time and thinking this tiny miracle shall be called Douglas
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i’m already picturing this 40 or 50 years into the future with patches of non working lights here and there looking like ass
The Sphere Thingy just got a lot more interesting
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when the college girl at her first phish show doesnt get to hear them play harry hood
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if your uber driver looks like this youre going to die in that car
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i used my dm limit today by around 7:30 so just reply to this tweet with your nudes and boobs
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ok this is the festival i would go to:
tdb
moe.
phish
billy string
umphreys mcgee
twiddle
ween
goose could be on a small stage on the side
tapers choice
ekoosik hookah
popadosio
it’s a 3 night fest who gets main stage Thursday Friday Saturday
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y’all remember when big boat came out? y’all remember that shit??? 🤭
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what if your home wi-fi name was nughuffer
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my grandma called watching her soap operas "watching her stories"
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i invented bottle and rolled up dollar bill night during the pandemic
Do you know what a "bottle night" is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off...
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That's it, we simply talk and enjoy each other's presence.
We live
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