Come to pub for a work do an bingos on. Dead as fuck

Let's remove all luxury cars from the 'Company Vehicle' system. No-one needs a Jaguar or Mercedes to do their business. Or even a new car. Give them all a 5 year old Škoda Octavia. Exactly the same principle.

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Time to play nexus roulette

If the PIP life is so glamorous, swap with me, ableists. Take my medications every morning and night. Deal with the side effects and barely being able to do anything because of it. Stop having to do anything you enjoyed, before. Deal with the constant pain from the moment you

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Been looking into this Motability stuff. If someone gets PIP and gets a VW Polo it costs £280 per month. If they drive a Mercedes it also costs £280 per month. The difference is made up by the disabled person.

For anyone wondering, I’m called Luke because the doctor who made me was called Lukas. Cost my parents thousands and almost 10 years to have me. Hope they kept the receipt 💀

cfcuk is so popular, even this guy bought a few last night… #HurryUp #OnlyAPound

table of 4 that “absolutely loved their meal and service” tipped $200 on a $3,023 check. just as i was starting unlearn my hatred for the french, they turn around and do this.

Sheffield Wednesday administrators have received an extraordinary enquiry from the owners of Sheffield United, asking about a possible deal to merge the rival clubs. It has been made clear that neither the EFL nor the new Football Regulator would allow such a merger to happen.

M I S to the fockin T

we men know deep down that there’s no pleasure here, just a cringe taste and wierd aroma. most men just try to please women and forget about themselves 😂.

📍 🇮🇶 A drone targeted the major Khor Mor gas field, shutting down 80% of Kurdistan’s gas supply.