Michael J. Plummer
@WhoToTheWhatNow
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Historic sites nerd & ne'er-do-well. Cereal aficionado. Dad-jokester. Passionately ambivalent. Living in the Midwest but Marylander for life.
Joined July 2020
I have a lot of thoughts and emotions about the John Harbaugh move so here’s a late night long rant you don’t care about: I’m kinda sad. Not because it was the wrong move. In all honesty it’s the move we all knew needed to happen for a little bit now. But that doesn’t mean it
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For whatever it’s worth, and from the cheap seats, I agree with this take 1000%. If there’s any justice, Harbs will be in the HOF one day and we should be grateful to have had him. But sometimes, no matter the pain, relationships need to end. For the good of both parties.
John Harbaugh is a Hall of Fame coach, and Baltimore was blessed to have him as the Ravens head coach for years. He led the 2012 team to a Super Bowl. Many teams will trip over themselves to have him. I’m personally grateful for him, his leadership and example of faith. But two
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Mark Kelly is more of a man than you ever will be Pete. His service to our nation has been exemplary, while your tenure as SecDef has been shameful. History will not kindly remember your incompetent role in this dark chapter of American history.
Six weeks ago, Senator Mark Kelly — and five other members of Congress — released a reckless and seditious video that was clearly intended to undermine good order and military discipline. As a retired Navy Captain who is still receiving a military pension, Captain Kelly knows he
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Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever
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The @NFLOfficiating already showing their face…
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Norm Macdonald: “And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And at number two? Ezra.” Classic.
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My fervent hope.
Happy New Years. I hope my sports teams do better this year than they did last year.
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If you died today, your job opening would get posted faster than your obituary. Take your PTO. And don’t feel guilty about it.
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I love how national fanbases are saying Ravens fans want to trade Lamar when it’s one, borderline diabetic Baltimore Sun reporter saying it
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whoever decided to make .heic the default image file on macs is a reallll asshole.
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DOGE was A LOT less likely to cancel contracts from companies that donated money to Republicans than companies that donated to Democrats.
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“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”
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The Ravens aren't officially out of the playoffs, but it feels inevitable, especially with Lamar Jackson's fifth injury of the season and the fact they no longer control their destiny. And if this is the game that seals their fate, it was on theme. Fumbles, fourth-quarter
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The Ravens are wasting Lamar Jackson’s career with John Harbaugh and their decision to not protect him up front. Hope you get better soon @Lj_era8. You deserve better.
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"WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?!" I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE POLITICIAN YOU FREAK THEY AREN'T POKEMON
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This is literally one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen, anywhere.
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