Michael J. Plummer
@WhoToTheWhatNow
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Historic sites nerd & ne'er-do-well. Cereal aficionado. Dad-jokester. Passionately ambivalent. Living in the Midwest but Marylander for life.
Joined July 2020
Ah, well, the thing is, when I said we should "circle back to this in the new year", you have to understand that I genuinely thought this day would never come. I thought holiday forever
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The @NFLOfficiating already showing their face…
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Norm Macdonald: “And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And at number two? Ezra.” Classic.
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My fervent hope.
Happy New Years. I hope my sports teams do better this year than they did last year.
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If you died today, your job opening would get posted faster than your obituary. Take your PTO. And don’t feel guilty about it.
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I love how national fanbases are saying Ravens fans want to trade Lamar when it’s one, borderline diabetic Baltimore Sun reporter saying it
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whoever decided to make .heic the default image file on macs is a reallll asshole.
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DOGE was A LOT less likely to cancel contracts from companies that donated money to Republicans than companies that donated to Democrats.
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“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”
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The Ravens aren't officially out of the playoffs, but it feels inevitable, especially with Lamar Jackson's fifth injury of the season and the fact they no longer control their destiny. And if this is the game that seals their fate, it was on theme. Fumbles, fourth-quarter
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The Ravens are wasting Lamar Jackson’s career with John Harbaugh and their decision to not protect him up front. Hope you get better soon @Lj_era8. You deserve better.
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"WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?!" I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE POLITICIAN YOU FREAK THEY AREN'T POKEMON
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This is literally one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever seen, anywhere.
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Wow, these Epstein files are more blacked-out than Pete Hegseth after the Pentagon Christmas party
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A review of Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelce's steakhouse. One of the best things I've read this year. Seriously! https://t.co/K5sHTZ1GSU
defector.com
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — As celebrity restaurant mascots, athletes offer a tidy sense of vertical integration: Why not supply the very calories they need to expend on the field? I’m surprised there are so...
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Yes, please. Hoping for a Christmas miracle.
We’ve teamed up with @JimmysSeafood this holiday season to give away the best gift of the year! Like, comment or share to enter! ➡️ https://t.co/OLf21Na096
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Rob Reiner directed a serious candidate for the best of at leas 4 different movie genres. Mockumentary: This is Spinal Tap Rom-Com: When Harry Met Sally Fairy Tale: The Princess Bride Coming of Age Story: Stand by Me An incredible career and a life of great generosity.
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