WestLoopTom
@WestLoopTom
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6x 26.2 finisher, Beaches. Bacon. Baseball. Beer. Burritos. Business. White Sox. @EIU Alum. Formerly blocked by Jewel Osco. Peloton westlooptom
Chicago, IL
Joined May 2013
If this is in their profile just keep scrolling. You know you’re dealing with bottom feeders.
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Matt made it one day.
Well I had momentarily considered #DryJanuary but with the Bears making the playoffs that’s officially off the table. 🤷♂️ #WhatsinArtiesMouth #sorrynotsorry
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Been asked to justify a request to take 3 days off in march because it’s a peak time for us? Mate I’ve booked flights and accommodation already, it’s not really a request, I’m just telling you I’ll be gone 🥲
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@mollyfleck They’ve got my phone number. Just activate all the coupons Jewel.
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Mike Johnson would hate for you to know that nearly 40% of his district is on Medicaid. Or that 1.6 million Louisianans — about 35% of the state — rely on it. It would be terrible if this information went viral.
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How I’m sleeping knowing Raiders got a hall of fame Head Coach in Pete Carroll over gimmick fluke OC Ben Johnson
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Whoever invented the digital coupon system at the grocery store deserves to be fired into the sun. It should not be that difficult to save $2 on cereal.
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@mollyfleck The LAST thing I want to be doing in the middle of a crowded grocery store with kids is pulling out my phone to take pictures of a barcode. I’ll be holding a freezer door open while people are waiting behind me. It feels like such a “fuck you” to loyal customers.
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Reminder that the people accusing you of having TDS actually taped kotex maxi pads to their ears because they thought it made them look cool
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Released in 1975, the first “nuggets” McDonald’s introduced were ONION NUGGETS, which were typically offered exclusively from 4-9PM as an attempt to boost nighttime orders. By 1980, Chicken McNuggets were tested in Knoxville and the onion version began phasing out.
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“Your father was a highly touted 7th year college quarterback in the portal”
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The dumbest of people. ⬇️
@TedForIllinois @GovPritzker Nobody I know votes for Pritzker and yet he always wins. You can't win Illinois elections because they are rigged.
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