WeenLebowski the Metaphorical Oracle🎳
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a lotta ins, a lotta outs, a lotta what-have-yous. low mileage, garage-kept renegade maverick. 😄 also secretly a Goth Mermaid 🖤🧜🏻♀️🏝️
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Gm! 🦋”I want my wings put on”🐶🫶🏻😂
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Having some Earl Grey in my
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mug! 💚 Hope everyone has something interesting/fun planned for today 😃
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@sapphicviolette
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I get the “walk on eggshells bc we don’t want to upset her” ...but I WANT to talk it out, yknow!? The reason I’m crying is because you’re ignoring the problem and my feelings about it, which you claim to care about?
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🙀 defend your territory, brave little one 💪🏻
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It’s the little tab on the top of cassette tapes you’d have to knock out to prevent it from being taped over
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🥺Prayers/good vibes please, my dad is in the ambulance en route to the ER
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@think_4_yurself
Why’s that one guy talking about building a wall? I thought that’s the rallying cry of magas lmao
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When the security has never heard
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Complete ghost town on 20 acres for sale $295K 🤙🏻who’s with me!? 😆😁
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Stormtroopers. Someone put the Imperial Match over this please.
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This is how my incredibly moist pistachio pudding cake turned out today💚🫶🏻😄
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“Low-hanging fruit” bunny says GM 😊🐰🥒
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@Skoog
Yeah you want anxiety? try this one on for size: when your boss says “can I see you in in my office?...”
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A cyclist films himself in the forest 😱😵
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I took the day off of work so I wouldn’t get yelled at on my birthday 🥳 I should’ve just gone in anyway because no one irl or here noticed it’s my birthday anyway? 😩Lol what a fuckin loser, I’m so embarrassed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ l suppose it’s a good time to adios for a while
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Does twerking alone in your room for an hour count as a workout?
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Great day for a country drive 😀😂
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Bloodthirstiest skilift ever! 🚠 🩸
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I hope everyone is staying warm out there today 🫶🏻🥶
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How do people without arms play Jeopardy? 😨😅¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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If The X-Files has taught me anything, it is that this is not really a utility truck 😉🕵️
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It’s never the wrong time to see a penguin scare a man
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Not quite sure how to explain, but I’m feeling like an emo mermaid 🖤🖤🖤
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A few nights ago, a storm with strong winds pushed a tree onto my car, killing it. 😩😢 RIP car, you’ve been so good to me for 11 years & I told you every day how good you were as I patted the steering wheel (for real). You didn’t deserve this. 🪦💔
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Might fuck around and find out my blood type today 😂🩸
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Visiting my dad at the subacute rehab for old folks and the patient in the next room is yelling (she’s hard of hearing not angry yelling) to her visitor: “I don’t know why that Taylor Swift is so popular!” 😂😂🤣
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My Twitter fam, I am blown away by your good wishes & support! 💚🙏🏻💚🙏🏻💚 Dad is stable and was admitted last night to the hospital. Uphill road ahead of us, but at least he’s still alive. I’ve never felt so much love & I thank you from the bottom of my heart for real 🙏🏻🥺 truly
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Calves for your viewing pleasure 😊
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QT with a B&W pic
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@cheeky6743
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“I PET a sleeping fox in the woods!” 👀😃 🦊
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Without giving your age, gif post a show you watched as a kid
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Guys will see this and say “hell yeah” 😀
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I’m baking cookies 🍪 all night. 1st up - peanut butter 😀🤙🏻
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White people Twitter 😅😂🌮 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Can anyone help us get the answers we need!?
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Even have those moods where you just feel like channeling Axl Rose?🤘🏻😂
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What cancelled tv show would you bring back that wasn't Firefly?
Lie to Me
What cancelled tv show would you bring back that wasn't Firefly?
Psych
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Gm 🖤& don’t forget to drink water today! 😸
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Voice response systems can suck it!
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Night shift at the biscuit factory ✨👩🍳
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It’s been a long difficult week so here’s one of my favorite sunrise pics in my backyard 🫶🏻
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It’s Friday! Time for a fox 🦊 (I hear it’s good luck to see them on your way to work) 😄🫶🏻good morning
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☝🏻There are SO many things you can measure with this device 😂
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Action shot of grilled cheese sandwich! 🥪😊🫶🏻
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Birb understood the assignment 😃🪹👍🏻
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O Cactus Tree, O Cactus Tree 😊🎄
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GM Friends 😸🫶🏻 hope you have a fun Sunday 🤩🐈
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