satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-. me: wow you’re tall. satan: thanks?. me: how tall are you?. satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns?. me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny.

as they should be. for easy exit by both parties.

imagine a world where "this guy won." imagine thinking his life is good. or happy. or nice. my dudes this is not the way.

turns out men do microgressions to each other regardless of size because i got no clue what the hell happened here.

me, running from a pack of dogs: i'm clearly the alpha here.

RT @HoesDelRondo: Safety shoulda blew his head off his shoulders that’s what’s wrong with the game now.

RT @yungk0ala: don't let cam newton see this.

RT @shutdownhaha: shits been in my head for ages

RT @cuntacunty: There is someone out there for everybody.

"Alien: Earth" is a deep watch. it's a one screen watch. but its worth it. because it really hates billionaires.

my theory: so many men suck. and then the good ones were shocked by the attention they got and suffered from paradox of choice and half of them stopped being good and the other half were snagged up. so now it's all sucky dudes and half sucky dudes. or maybe it was always that. .

RT @HaterReport_: Dude sees Nico Harrison eating while walking down the street and has NO CHILL . “Nico? …We all still f*cking hate you” 😭….

RT @shakoistsLog: The amount of alpha in thinking without an AI is going to be larger than you can imagine. Normies are going to be hijaked….

RT @caitlin_mmm: Mental health hack: lie to and gaslight yourself.

pretty girl.

i don't like what dating apps have made us become. height requirements and photogenic requirements are insane. especially when we abandon them in real life interactions. but you need to make those interactions happen. and it's so much easier than you think.

any? because it's my job. also how dare you?.

hinge is so fried bro it commodified other human beings and turned dating into a profit generating swipe game allowing social skills and norms deteriorate to the point that any optimism about the future of relationships in our nation can be saved lol.

RT @memeticsisyphus: One conspiracy I really believe is the reason rugby and soccer haven’t taken off in the U.S. is because there is only….

my large breasted coworker has had so much trouble finding a boyfriend so i suggested she make a day in the life video showing how fun she is and how much she takes care of herself. i can’t wait to talk to her next week and see how it went!.

RT @xboxbodywash: Hinge is so awesome hehe I just asked this guy his favorite pie :).