Skoog
@Skoog
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copywriter | reasonable enough guy | hoosier
Greenpoint, Brooklyn
Joined September 2012
satan: I HAVE COME TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF H-. me: wow you’re tall. satan: thanks?. me: how tall are you?. satan: i dunno like 6’6”, 6’11” with the horns?. me: [twirling hair] omg “with horns”! you are SO funny.
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i like in movies when there's a bomb and the character is pushing the detonator but it doesn't work and doesn't work and they're like "uh wtf" then it does work.
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she clearly doesn’t work at astronomer.
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nvm. watching the whole rick glassman podcast and it’s one of the most insightful interviews i’ve seen in a minute. from both interviewer and interviewee. fantastic.
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when he's not acting, corenswet does have a "vaguely autisitic, effortlessly promoted, account supervisor" vibe that i've worked with a few times. i dig it.
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luigi would NEVER be disloyal.
this day on twitter kinda reminds me of the manhunt days when we didn’t know who the CEO killer was yet.
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man i think it depends.
You tip because you're out for coffee while they're at work, and because $7 is almost an hour of someone's life at minimum wage. It's called noblesse oblige, and it's what rich people used to do instead of subsidizing libertarian websites.
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"we were not the vehicle for donald trump. trump was the vehicle for all of us" . this isn't a new realization. he's known what reality is since the beginning and he used it.
Never thought I’d say this, but Nick Fuentes just torched Trump and I’m nodding along:. “F**k you. You suck. You’re fat, you’re a joke, you’re stupid, you’re not funny… .MAGA will go down as the biggest scam in history. Liberals were right—Trump’s a scam artist.”. When even the
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as a society i think we've all agreed to stop creating passwords based on random stuff around our room but modern cinema refuses to acknowledge this.
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You’re not getting it. It’s not cocking to you that I’m standing on stiffness, is it?.
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the day i don't find jennifer love hewitt attractive is the day you should put me down. something has gone terribly wrong in my life if i've reached such depths.
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RT @Doc_Texas: A young white child performing Project Pat at a Mexican establishment in a room full of black people is the most American t….
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welp. this line is going to live in my brain forever. "The more I think about this story the more it feels like we all got a good hard look into a world we were never supposed to see".
Sometimes I still think about that whole viral “infinite money glitch” saga where people just started committing check fraud at Chase ATMs en masse, without understanding what they were doing or that they would inevitably get caught, calling it a “glitch” instead of.
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nah that's sauron.
You are looking at the first ever image of another multi-planet solar system.
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