It's bad enough that Christmas takes up all of December and some of November if you are a really sad case. However, now it appears that some people want to celebrate Halloween for the whole of October. Grow the fuck up.

No point in people kicking off about Breakdancing being in the Olympics It’s like that And that’s the way it is

Absolute fire 🔥

Why do we have to buy screen protectors and shock-proof casings for mobile phones? Surely these are basic design principles that should be built in? Like buying a car without bumpers, seat belts and airbags. Nonsense.

It's not a side hustle it's a part time job, you absolute twat.

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Hey, remember when Dad hid million year old fossils on a 6000 year old earth just for a laugh

One of the biggest scams we just accept is hotel stays not being 24 hours. If I check in at 3pm, that's when I should be allowed to check out.

We were so close to replacing phone calls with texting and then some twat invented facetime. Now we have loudspeaker calls and people walking around with their phones 2 feet from their faces in public. Thanks.

If you're someone who feels the need to take your bluetooth speaker to the beach, just be aware everybody else there hates you for it.

If you can make it from Country X all the way through Europe and across the rough seas of the Channel in a dinghy, you're exactly what this country needs. We're a very lazy country. We need go-geters like this.

He was so real for this.

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In the modern world getting 1-2 hours of uninterrupted silence feet moving heart beating thoughts flowing is the greatest mental health supplement not available for sale at Whole Foods If a slow long run is boring I think we all can use some more Boredom in our lives

Christmas should be a once every 4 years event.

The Boxing day mile seems to be a tradition, 3 years in a row. Good turn out on a cold morning we even had volunteers to time it, isn't this how parkrun started? 😅 everyone did really well on a distance many don't normally run. #running

Retained my trophy at one of my favourite races The Fully Montacute. 10 miles 10 hills and all off road, its a beast of a race! And as a bonus Chard won the team prize as always punching way above. what a great day. #trailrunning