Jesus H Christ!
@ThatBloke_Jesus
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Parody, Influencer, magician, totally real. I only want 12 followers. Ricky Gervais fan, don't tell Dad. Amen!
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Joined December 2012
Just asked Moses to style my hair He only went and parted it down the middle. I couldn’t stop laughing! #classicmoses
#Theheadsea
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Just me looking cute answering your prayers Might delete later LOL
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Can the next person who dies bring up some tea bags!
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Big shout out to Robert from the UK who just thanked me because he dropped his phone in Tesco carpark and thought he had cracked the screen, but when he picked it up and looked it was actually totally fine Anytime Robbie lad!
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Watching Jonah try to explain to his wife he had been stuck in a whale for 3 days was fucking hilarious
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Mum chose my name! Joseph wanted to call me Kevin
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Can you all just stop being dicks for like 5 minutes!!
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Your dead Grandma wants you to not masturbate so much!
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Handed Joseph a Father’s Day card and then asked him If he could go and give it to my Dad! I was proper laughing but he actually burst into tears
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Happy Father’s Day I wish I had been a better Father to myself
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Happy Father’s Day! Always a confusing time for Joseph
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Happy Monday! Take the day off and tell your boss I said it was cool J
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Everyone will have a blessed weekend! Except Michaels! Anyone called Michael will have a rubbish weekend! J
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