Finally got tickets for Manchester. Took me 1hr 10 to get in, started at 14500 in queue. Then 35 mins of it checking availability. Card got declined, bank blocked card, ended up putting them on Klarna 😂 don’t split up now @oasis @TicketmasterCS

How do I make a complaint?

Rosie: I want someone who’s emotionally mature Casey: #loveisland

“i hope sleeping on the day bed was worth it” oh FUCKING HELL #loveisland

https://t.co/U46pJ7mW7B

‘May flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest.’ In loving memory of Her Majesty The Queen. 1926 - 2022

@scottygb It fits to the sad eastenders theme…

Paul McCartney is a great advert for vegetarianism, look at him, 80! John Lennon never embraced it and he didn’t live half as long. Makes you think

OK it’s happened. We have the best video ever

.@RishiSunak

@StockportMBC is anything going to be done about this? Also, the bins are always full there and the water machine never works.

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Molly mae walking past the homeless trying to decide if she should Chuck 20p in the hat

"Why are Swindon losing to Man City? They have the same 24 hours to train like Man City. They just need to try harder"

molly mae to people living in poverty

A man looking like Novak Djokovic but wearing a false moustache and calling himself Yesvak Djokovic has just approached Australian customs.

I don't know who needs to hear this but you are a terrible prime minister

@shockproofbeats This is a belter

Men should not be pieces of shit, too. But here you are, but I guess you are what you eat —> 💩 Nothing is worse than a man who’s so insecure he thinks emotion is a “weakness.” Empathy is a fucking superpower.