mutable joe
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country is a weird genre because it's 98% dogshit and then out of nowhere a banger.
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latest sad country song that definitely doesn't make Joe cry a bit.
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Ryan Adams · Heartbreaker · Song · 2000
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just like Epstein said it.
Infantino to Trump: "Since you are a winner, of course you can touch it."
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I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot.But Jesus didn't order none of these hot spicy tater tots.
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"I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is the first line of a future classic country song.
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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*flailing wildly* build more houses.
[1/10] 🏠 Meet Sarah, 28. She's a teacher in London. She grew up here. Serves her community. But she can't afford a £500k flat on a teachers salary. Her parents have a large garden that sits empty most of the year. There's a solution staring us in the face 🧵
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dog: he threw the ball.therapist: and what happened.dog: i chased it, i looked for it, i couldn't find it.therapist: it's ok to speak this is a safe space.dog: he hadn't thrown it, i looked at him and he laughed, he laughed because i thought he threw it.
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also Eze is really good at chess which makes me like him a lot.
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me: republicans gone communist.wife: what.me: *loading shotgun and getting in my ford f150* republicans gone communist.
bbc.com
The potential deal could involve swapping government grants for shares in the chip making giant.
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yeah the americans are doing great.
Rep. Jeff Van Drew claims he’s spoken to “large numbers” of dead people who had mail ballots sent to them
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checking in on the americans.
To anyone getting a colonoscopy, I recommend doing it without anesthetic.
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bond has a child? i don't give a shit, bond dies to protect his family? i don't give a shit, he's got girlfriend issues because eva green died? i don't give a shit at all, he's a homicidal maniac with no feelings can't I just enjoy that.
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it's just monster of the week, bond goes in as bond and comes out the other end as bond having learned nothing.
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so we need to stop writing proper movies about james bond and understand that we're not making a film we're making a very expensive sitcom episode.
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but this guy is james bond, he doesn't have problems he needs to solve or and arc he wants to go on and he doesn't want to change, james bond is a sitcom character, he's like corn on the cob he goes in james bond and he comes back out the other end exactly the same.
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all the books and manuals that tell you how to write a movie say you have to have a character arc and the protagonist must begin with an issue or problem and over the course of the movie learn something, change, and resolve it.
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been thinking about why i haven't really like the most recent daniel craig james bond films and i think i have an idea, it's because james bond is a sitcom.
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