mutable joe
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former blue tick | [email protected] | represented by @jounwin | buy me a coffee https://t.co/ohy98SjCxh
Washington, DC
Joined May 2009
RT @PurpyNFL: Elon creating an AI that he constantly has to override because it keeps turning Woke is the only funny thing he’s ever done.
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[watching the extended editions of all the lord of the rings movies].everybody's tolkien at me.
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the honest answer to this is subsistence farming.
what practical skills do you think more communists should try to learn?.
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brutal.
French fans with their own song for England: "Go back home, your mum's made the beans" England v France live on @5liveSport #weuro2017
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all very well sayng there should be no more billionaires but who's going to buy games workshop models then.
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awkward watching the news in america because Big Beautiful Bill is also the name i use for my penis.
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once you are more succesful you can move on to the smug face. <(^_^)>. which is for when you've paid by some awful regime to come visit and promote their morally dubious project.
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we'll also learn the confused face. ¯\(°_o)/¯. for when something is hard to understand like quantum physics or basic basic politics.
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you'll learn how to do the shrug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. this is a useful dumb ass face when your video has no clear answer like "what is the best onion" or "how do we stop racism forever".
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starting a new business where i train content creators in how to make the dumb ass faces you have to make to put on youtube video cards.
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tradtional english afternoon of watching get slowly destroyed at test cricket while maintaining a stoic yet self deprecating air of inevitable despair.
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sorry you didn't get invaded because your country wasn't worth it
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well that should wrap it all up.
Exc: Statement from Arsenal regarding Thomas Partey being charged today: “The player’s contract ended on June 30. Due to ongoing legal proceedings the club is unable to comment on the case.” @BBCSport.
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enjoying the tennis a lot but I still don't understand why every game needs a lifeguard.
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happy independence day, Hollywood made a movie called independence day and it was very timely because it was about removing illegal aliens.
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Britain is so low rent, our president got a Boeing 747.
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ha ha not that we'd do that again although we could I mean we've proved we can but surely we wouldn't.
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[extremely british voice].happy independence day sorry we set the white house on fire that time.
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we must, for posterity, force trump to decide if ketchup is a vegetable.
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