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@tony_como
Tony Cuomo-Welsh Bobsleigh Team 2007 runners up
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“What’s the charge? Bumming a rent-boy. A succulent Ukrainian rent-boy?
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Fortress Caparetto
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And this is how his own party members view him...
@LukeTryl
Luke Tryl
18 days
As always at party conference season we ask people to describe the party leaders in a word. Here’s what people said about Keir Starmer this year compared to during the election campaign
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Fortress Caparetto
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YMCA was cool, but the Guards band really should have treated Trump and Charles to a rendition of this. https://t.co/iKDcttQ900
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@wigger
Sam Hyde 🇺🇸
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Sam Hyde Show: This is You
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@JasonGroves1
Jason Groves
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Revealed: Prominent Labour peer Lord Glasman’s warning to Starmer’s chief of staff after attending Donald Trump’s inauguration in Washington: https://t.co/bd7zSBTfCD
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@BovrilG
Bovril-Ghoulsellschaft
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The best definition of political victory I ever came across was by, of all people, a transsexual “anti-fascism” researcher in 2021. He said that victory didn’t lie in convincing your opponents their fears were unfounded but in showing them they were utterly powerless to prevent
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@BovrilG
Bovril-Ghoulsellschaft
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If she’d shot the guy she’d have been one Soros DA away from spending the rest of her life in prison while the most senior statewide Republican slobbered and sobbed over the violent schizo’s gold coffin and every store in the Eastern Seaboard was looted
@jonsaysx
Jon
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@elonmusk Concealed carry!
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@FistedFoucault
Niccolo Soldo (Fisted By Foucault)
1 month
These two are my Marx and Engels
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@BovrilG
Bovril-Ghoulsellschaft
1 year
Sulphur/Mercury; Sun/Moon; Sadism/Mawkishness An alchemical theory of British politics
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Fortress Caparetto
2 months
"Because you want the day to come sooner."
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Fortress Caparetto
2 months
Got a shopping bag of lemons dropped off here so I'm listening to Morrissey and making marmalade.
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Fortress Caparetto
2 months
Noel is mocking lesbians to the amusement of a stadium audience and you're blackpilling?
@AntSpeaks
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2 months
Noel Gallagher from Oasis: "Are there any leftwing lesbian atheists?" 😂
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Fortress Caparetto
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'Entrances uncovered. Street signs you never saw.' Mark E Smith at this stage was a lyrical magician. https://t.co/nURtZ0hHU5
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Fortress Caparetto
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First heard this working on a Saturday afternoon. So it always reminds me of Saturday afternoons. https://t.co/Hwuf2ogXnn
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Fortress Caparetto
3 months
All in on Nothing Ever Happens.
@Currentreport1
Current Report
3 months
BREAKING: Sky news reports that China is preparing to invade Taiwan.
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@SlenderSherbet
Paul Bronks
3 months
It's #YorkshireDay and as is tradition, here for you bastards, is Sean Bean, as Sharpe, saying "bastard" a lot.
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Fortress Caparetto
3 months
Can't beat the frankness of our Aussie brothers.
@TRAVmoneyofmine
Travis Ricciardo
3 months
Straya!
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Fortress Caparetto
3 months
BAP wins again. 🤣
@bronzeagemantis
Bronze Age Pervert
3 months
This is the face of the facelord “far right” in America btw it’s scams all the way down
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Fortress Caparetto
3 months
Media: They were "Brits". Everyone else:
@ChrisMid
Chris Middleton
3 months
The Mail reports that three "Brits" have been arrested for rape in Croatia. Their names: Ami Arifi, Gezhim Xhafa, and Sohqib Shakibi. How far into the article do you have to get to find out they are actually from Kosovo? The last paragraph.
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