christopher
@Cjdeck1
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welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him
At the Disco.Panicking. Dallas
Joined July 2011
Some may say I’m overreacting but someone should **** *** to ***** with hammers.
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It’s true George Soros paid me $100 to rear end Mr Giuliani.
@Breaking911 If you believe Rudy Giuliani's accident was "just" and an accident, then you don't know the war we're really fighting right now. Rudy Giuliani seriously injured in car accident in New Hampshire. "The accident occurred after he re-entered his vehicle, which was then hit from.
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The world if they invent flying cars and buildings with weird architecture and let people walk their dogs on a partly cloudy day:
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@nytimes @maggieNYT @mikiebarb if you paywall Flashback my dad will cry and I really don't want to witness that.
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I’m not one to hold grudges, except for that one time in 2006 when one of my best friends tricked me into going into the Wilderness in Runescape, killed me, and never gave my items back.
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Finding Jesus in the Cracker Barrel parking lot tonight.
CRACKER BARREL SCRAPS PLANS FOR NEW LOGO AFTER COMPLAINTS.
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Me when I still listen to “I Don’t Want To Be” in the year 2025.
SOON “MAGA” WILL HAVE A WHOLE NEW MEANING! COMING SOON FOR YOUR NEXT BOAT PARADE! YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, PATRIOTS!
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Very funny to me that you had your ass handed to you so badly in the Missouri GOP Primary that you had to flee the state to somewhere you lacked name recognition if you ever wanted to have a career in politics again.
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A stripper chicken named Brandy because she’s the only Hen I See.
@scrumble_eggs Youre telling me this chicken strips?.
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Watching Neverafter (3 years late) and I absolutely love the little visual edits they throw in to it
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are screwworms those things from Baldur’s Gate 3 that make everyone incredibly horny?.
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