Unwinder
@UnwinderH
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MN Cartoonist Eli Parker. Unwinder's Tall Comics, Jingle, The Paul Bunyan Zone. Secretly invented Powerup Comics. Patreon: https://t.co/yUsAMauRW9 #MNTwins fan
Columbia Heights Minnesota
Joined January 2010
Breaking Twitter silence to RT. (I have been replying but not posting)
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can't believe this guy's back
saw a guy in his driveway underneath a rolling computer chair working on it like he was working on a car
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Follow on Bluesky. I don't know if the Powerup Comics account will continue or not.
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I think I'm basically done posting from this account. For some reason, this site being owned by Elon Musk's AI company is worse for me than it just being owned by Elon Musk. Not deleting. I will probably still sign in to look at sports highlights.
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when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel
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I, too, believe that the best way for me to do my job would be to just do nothing and see what happens.
oh my god james carville's actual plan is for the democrats to "roll over and play dead." how are these people not ashamed of their abject uselessness
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(explaining bugs bunny to a girl) ok the thing you gotta know about this guy is hes basically never serious. He is always clowning on others
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shot: me reading a big fancy book called "stephen". reverse shot: me actually reading a cheap magazine called "steven" hidden in the book's pages
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True. With spring training, the playoffs, and checking in on the minors, the actual number is quite a lot more.
@OurCLEGuardians Ain’t nobody watching 152 baseball games fam
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Is this the only franchise to not incorporated in any modern humor?
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It was actually really important to rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic. They were all sliding around
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Please understand, as an NBA fan, I no longer care about any of the other stuff that's going on in the world. If this happened on 9/11 I would not remember Osama Bin Laden's name today.
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post: my grandmother was attacked by my neighbor's off leash dog, she's going to need stitches bot reply: Haha this dog moment had me laughing! many of our loved ones can be dear to us.
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I followed multiple shitposter starter packs, and I've been weeding you out by unfollowing anyone who posts a "Who the hell called it (normal term) instead of (mildly amusing wordplay)" joke.
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i went into a toy store earlier because i've decided to get into gunpla model kits and the employees of the store were listening to a playlist of nu metal and playing with tech decks life continues to find a way
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I think a good way to motivate a child to potty train would be to occasionally stand around outside your bathroom chuckling at the toilet and when your kid comes up and asks what’s so funny you just wave them off and say “You wouldn’t get it”
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Enough dumb crap will happen in the next four years that no one will even remember this.
Anybody acting like TikTok going offline isn’t a political disaster for Democrats is deeply unserious. Most political issues never touch people’s daily lives—but 170 million Americans just had their favorite social media platform taken away from them. And Trump is going to
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