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kick damn ass and rock on. check out my shit https://t.co/Y8OnQi9wnc
dharawal, sydney
Joined March 2009
very funny to have your adversary in the imaginary debate be "Lady"
Lady: do you drink beer? Me: yes. Lady: how many per day? Me: 3. Lady: how much do you pay per beer? Me: $5 each including tip. Lady: how long have you been drinking? Me: about 20 years. Lady: 3 beers a day equates to $450 per month or $5,400 per year. In 20 years, that's
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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(planning to cook you in the wok) ginger garlic spring onions looking cozy in there brother. nice and cozy. say why don't you hop in
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on what type of boat would you be most likely to find tartare sauce? your first thought may be a fishing boat. but it's actually a cruise ship
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if trump wants to win in 2027 he needs to pass a law making sonic a pokemon #makesonicapokemon
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i got a turmeric rhizome the size of a football. I DON'T NEED IT!!
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i'm growing so much turmeric. and i don't need any of it!!! i BUY my curry paste!!
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(swinging my petard around) some other fucker is getting hoisted by this
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do you like the yellow bag, pig? yellow bag bitch? yellow motherfucker? buy a blue one. that's all you get
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if you buy a copy of my book and there is a story in it you don't like you can post it back to me and i will cut it out and sticky tape in a printout of "alyosha the pot" by tolstoy, a story anyone could like, and return it to you
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if you want to be hot girl summer you have to buy the book. you CAN'T just like the post
maxlavergne.square.site
This is the hot girl summer must read!!!!!!!
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people sharing the jeffrey epstein email like it doesn't literally say "the information contained in this communication is confidential" at the bottom is... a choice... #opentheschools
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This is the hot girl summer must read!!!!!!!
everyone needs to stop gatekeeping this crazy incredible book. let's get its name OUT THERE. stop keeping it to yourself!!
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everyone needs to stop gatekeeping this crazy incredible book. let's get its name OUT THERE. stop keeping it to yourself!!
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enraging my robot buddies with self-contradicting command line prompts
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new post up on INFINITE GOSSIP, called THE HANDSOME BROTHERS. check it out if you get the chance
infinitegossip.ghost.io
I got a job as a professional friend.
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my urgent case for cancelling the BFG has failed to impact the TL
at the start of the BFG, the titular giant kidnaps sophie, telling her that she can never return home because if he was to release her it would precipitate a worldwide giant hunt, the discovery of giant land and the imprisonment of giants. in the same passage he (1/3)
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welcome new readers from PRC. i hope you are enjoying your century 🫶
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