Zach Ward
@UnrealZachWard
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Noted Expert On Everything, Criminal Defense Attorney, Aging Soccer Player, Coaching Legend, Libertarian, Insufferable Beer Person, Newcastle, FSU.
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Joined November 2012
I’ve enjoyed seeing the “we will somehow find a way to lose” gimmick from Liverpool fans this week. As a Spurs fan, I can assure you that we will be getting the shit kicked out of us this weekend.
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This is a better argument for the war than anything members of the cabinet have come up with.
This war in 7 days has cost 20 years of NPR/PBS funding.
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So, like happy hour?
Iran's new supreme leader is 'obsessed with the end of days' and 'believes he has a special part in hastening humanity down that path'
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This would be a major Quds Force own goal.
BREAKING: The 2026 Oscars are on high alert after the FBI warned of a potential “surprise attack” from the regime in Iran. Law enforcement in California has been alerted to threats that could involve drones, sleeper cells or lone actors.
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Modern day Seinfeld: Jerry dates a woman named Julia with views on the Middle East he hates but she has a giant rack. Kramer stockpiles barrels of crude oil to sell for a profit but didn’t realize it can’t go in cars, and now has to try to sell it back. George tries to make
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This is American terrorism.
Hidden Valley is hiring "Ranch-bassadors" to travel Europe and test ranch on local food The brand will send two duos across multiple European countries with all expenses paid to create content
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We have to stay in the war until all the Dubai influencers have been stopped.
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Summon the Mongols...
Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini
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This proposal, while controversial, would have broad support among all Americans.
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The U.S. spent 20 years and trillions of dollars replacing the Taliban with the Taliban. Trump replaced Ayatollah Khamenei with Ayatollah Khamenei in just 9 days. The most efficient U.S. president ever.
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Remember, this is the night when Woodrow Wilson slides down your chimney & steals an hour of your life.
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AND SHE STANDS ALONE‼️‼️‼️ NO ONE in the Garnet and Gold has ever recorded more hits in a game than Isa Torres🔥🔥 6-FOR-6😱😱 #Team43
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“I’ll wager no wounds were found in his back” - Jim Bowies mother on learning of his death
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Grabado a finales de 1971 en las ruinas de Pompeya, Pink Floyd hicieron un directo sin público en una de las ruinas más icónicas de la Humanidad.
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