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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Without tax revenue from US workers, there is simply no way for Harvard University to afford 100 air conditioners for poor people, the Boston Globe says
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Opinion | So Robert Kraft put up a giant Tom Brady statue, but not a Bill Belichick statue. Clearly—on this evidence alone—all three of those men absolutely despise one another. I’m quite frankly stunned they won any Super Bowls. by Mike Felger.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Totally, it’s somewhat widely known that @OnlyInBOS appears to serially steal or misappropriate content from others, and lie about the date, time, and context in which it was taken, as if it is this omnipresent creator magically seeing all these things happening continuously.
@McAlbuht
Butt Dial
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@OnlyInBOS @juliaalincoln @BostonSatire is only in Boston giving photo/video credit to random accounts? The one tagged hasn’t even been active on X in 3 years. Have noticed this on other posts too.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Is the attack on ‘Big Balls’ an attack on democracy?. Trump is federalizing DC after an assault and battery on the DOGE assistant known as “Big Balls.” We sit down with a Harvard Law professor who is an expert on federalism to talk through what this means.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Opinion | Trump’s norm-breaking openness to the press furthers his opaque, corrupt agenda, unlike President Biden’s more transparent, accountable refusal to ever talk to any media about anything.
@TheSpectator
The Spectator World
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"It remains unfathomable to people who have worked in past administrations that hundreds of people have Trump’s private cell phone number. When they cold call him, he tends to answer.". ✍️ Aidan McLaughlin.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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There’s a Grand Canyon-sized opening to run as a working class, populist party the way Trump did (and isn’t really delivering on) but the Dems don’t want to seize it because they want to be the party of the Ivy League, Hollywood, the Hamptons, and the global rich.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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B/c - The Democrats seem so weak and lost not because they don’t want to win, but because they want to win before an electorate that no longer exists. They want to run on 2012 Obama-era, elitist neoliberal tech vibes and voters have come to hate all that & the party won’t change.
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@freddiejh8
Freddie Hayward
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My Letter from Washington on Democratic apathy and what happens when Trump dies:.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Oh my god
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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If there was a Republican congressional district in MA it would be a circle around the Tewksbury Cracker Barrel, another around a Dunkin’ Donuts in Fall River, and that’s it.
@BostonGlobe
The Boston Globe
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President Trump claims Democrats are denying Republicans congressional districts in Massachusetts. See the maps for yourself.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Can’t even spell in this organization
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What kind of snacks do you think they put out for this?.
@kylegriffin1
Kyle Griffin
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NBC News confirms: JD Vance will meet tonight at his residence with Susie Wiles, Pam Bondi, Deputy AG Todd Blanche, FBI Director Kash Patel, and other top Trump officials to discuss the Epstein scandal. @MSNBC.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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I’m at a Fenway restaurant near a doctor talking so loud he triggered his watch’s noise alert bragging to a friend about how much $ Big Pharma gives him for talking up drugs on panels & how it helps them raise prices. His next sentence was about diversity in medicine. Incredible.
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@BostonSatire
Boston Globe Pitchbot
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The most offensive thing you could ever do in Boston is not take shit from somebody who thinks you’re supposed to take their shit.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Opinion | Joe Milton, who I shit talked the entire time while he was here, is having an unbelievable training camp in Dallas. Here’s why the Patriots are idiots (AGAIN, SORRY) for letting him go. by Mike Felger.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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@GlennBostonTV
Glenn Jones
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IRONY: If Michael Proctor gets his job back it might be because Mass State Police didn’t fire others over the years when perhaps they should have. Commentator @SueNBCBoston makes the point here.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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Opinion | I added up the real cash spending on the Patriots players who got into a fight at joint practices today and I wouldn’t even wipe my ass with the piece of paper I did the math on it was so bad. by Mike Felger.
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Boston Globe Pitchbot
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B/c - Is “retribution” really what it is? Or is lawfare (and cancel culture too for that matter) a pendulum that can swing both ways? It seems like these people believe that they alone hold a monopoly on getting to use these things.
@axios
Axios
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AG Pam Bondi's decision to order a grand jury investigation into Obama-era intelligence officials is a watershed moment in the history of MAGA retribution after 10 years of demanding the arrests of Trump's political enemies.
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