HAPPY UNICROMSGIVING Fren
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#Catholic X’s only Dune Expert and Drunk Unicorn! Professional Cook “The Goodest of the Lawful but not always the most Lawful of the Good” Narnian-American
Joined September 2021
this is me btw. when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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oh dang! hey, @Gargaboots. look, i hate to call you on the long weekend but we’ll give you triple-time if you can manage a slight temporal repair
Unicrom forgot to lock up the timeline contraption
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this is, objectively speaking, the very best sammich on the planet the pinnacle of the craft
I wait all year for this day. Leftover turkey sandwiches. It's 8 a.m., and I just made two. Canadian white bread, both sides with mayo. Turkey, sausage stuffing, salt, pepper, whole berry cranberry sauce. You can do it hot with gravy, but I prefer everything cold usually. I
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it’s weird bc i can be either — absolutely starving OR — cooking & have no appetite at all i’ve basically still got most of my plate left is it bc i don’t actually eat what i produce regularly? no idea i’ll probably wake up & be famished 🤷♀️
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only thing is, i’m totally wiped out, so i’ll enjoy pie tomorrow
turkey, broken down leftovers, put away dishes, pre-cleaned & in dishwasher i told max i wanted everything done by 2 & i have 10mins to spare i am SO GOOD at what i do 😂
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turkey, broken down leftovers, put away dishes, pre-cleaned & in dishwasher i told max i wanted everything done by 2 & i have 10mins to spare i am SO GOOD at what i do 😂
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The great Yankee god will be celebrated with a massive religious procession very soon
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somebody just “decided” one day to just heat up some rocks & make weapons out of ore?
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well … there was this point when angels decided that they found human women really attractive & in return for their “affections”, they gave us various sorts of knowledge many ancient civilizations speak of this exchange
Once again, I struggle to understand how we have chocolate. I mean, someone saw this fruit & thought "Fruit is usually yummy, I should eat it." They opened it up & saw a glob of mucus covered pods thar are—from my understanding—sweet & slightly citrusy but look like a giant
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can we just not have foreigners crashing out on our holidays? do that crap in your own countries
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this ain’t the yookay, homie. the time to take the thousand trump-bux & self-deport is *today*
Thanksgiving came early for hatemongers, nativists, and bigots who will use this to be anti-immigrant and anti-Muslim, but never have a word to say when shooters and terrorists are white men. It's so odd. Can't qwhite put my finger on it. https://t.co/eoN02woOwN
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mad ‘cause muh gibs is being cut off
Mr. President Trump, let me give you a brief but necessary history lesson. The United States is about 240 years old, yet Somali civilization stretches back more than 2,000 years. Long before Christopher Columbus ever crossed the Atlantic, Somali cities were thriving centers of
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The undisputed best Thanksgiving Day Parade float ever
Can we all just stop and appreciate this LOTR Thanksgiving Day Parade float from 1978…
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around the same time as pasteurized grape juice, come to think of it
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germ theory didn’t come about until the mid 1800s
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protestants don’t have the book of (Solomon’s) wisdom in their bibles but it’s what happened to the indigenous tribes just like what happened to the caananites, so you might want to take a look @ it
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