Robb Allen
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All, I am excited to announce that my latest song—Cosmic Vending Machine—is finally out and should be available on most streaming services.
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Once again, people like Mike here are free to donate as much of their own money & time to help people as they please. Instead, they hide behind voting for someone who promises to do the work by taking other people's time & money & doing a rather piss-poor job of helping the less.
@RoKhanna @CongressJackson If she says yes, I’ll drive from Indy and bring a notepad. Because I’d love to hear how anyone explains taking food and healthcare from working families while calling it “fiscal responsibility.” I promise to be polite. But I won’t promise to be persuaded.
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The Muscovy will just stare at me until I feed them. Unfortunately, the mallards have learned to sit at my feet & quack loudly until they get food.
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*puts shoes on the dog*. *rolls the dog in cigarette paper*. *lights up*. I'm good.
I understand what they were going for, but they’d be better off with three signs. 🤔🤷♂️
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It can be difficult to get a Muscovy to smile for the camera
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I'm Team First Bar :/.
Out of 10K authors, only 300 finish a novel, 60 end up getting published (including self-publishing), and one or maybe two eventually have a single title that sells over 5K copies (lifetime).
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As the old saying goes, no matter how hot he/she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of their $#!+.
Denise Richards’ husband Aaron Phypers files for divorce after 6 years of marriage
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Went to be last night with a headache. Throughout the night, it got worse. It was so bad, the small bits where I fell asleep, my dreams had the headache in them. I took Excedrin at 4 AM. Barely scraping by right now. Ugh.
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Moon Landing Hoaxers make flat earthers look sane & educated. That said, the best response to a moon landing hoaxer is to out-do them. "Oh, you believe there's *actually* a moon? You are SO gullible!".
Funniest thing about Moon landing deniers is how they think the greatest scientific achievement of all time is one big lie, when anyone with access to the right equipment can reflect and detect light off the retroreflectors left behind on the lunar surface for that exact purpose.
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Just reupping this from yesterday. I'm liking where this is going.
Working on a new song. It's already got a title—No Thought for the Morrow (Matthew 6:34)—so that means I have to finish it. Noodling around with the guitar, figured I'd show it as a work in progress. I have a blister forming since I've not tickled the frets in a long time.
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Working on a new song. It's already got a title—No Thought for the Morrow (Matthew 6:34)—so that means I have to finish it. Noodling around with the guitar, figured I'd show it as a work in progress. I have a blister forming since I've not tickled the frets in a long time.
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"I'm a socialist, but only if you redefine what the word means!".
By the way, I am actually a socialist. Just not the kind that shifts resources from most productive to least productive, pretending to do good, while actually causing harm. True socialism seeks greatest good for all.
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Our old house is literally 2000' away as the crow flies. Driving by it today, we discovered it had caught fire. The whole house is gutted. I know it's no longer my house, but seeing the room where my daughter was born & raised in turned to char is heart breaking.
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I don't have the complete set, thanks to a jointer, but I have the same amount that I started with yesterday. So I have that going for me.
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STRAIGHT. INTO. MY. VEINS.
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I don't have the complete set, thanks to a jointer, but I have the same amount that I started with yesterday. So I have that going for me.
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Hold up. Four months?. I could have taking an FA18 for a spin for only FOUR MONTHS in the brig?.
#OTD in 1986, a Marine mechanic stole an A-4M Skyhawk for a 45 minute joyride during which time he performed several aerobatic maneuvers. He had wanted to be a fighter pilot but an injury prevented him from qualifying. His stunt cost him four months in the brig.
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This reminds me of those commercials that threaten to throw citizens in jail for drinking & driving. A country that enforces its laws is so dystopian. So, so dystopian. 1984, really.
My friend who runs a restaurant in Austin sent me this video of the ads that are playing on Pandora Spanish radio stations. Every commercial kitchen in America is hearing this. Straight out of a dystopian horror film.
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