Glueing my daily work shoes once a week just trying to make it to winter boot szn.

“RFK is such a kook.”

The look I give when ppl ask if we can make the greens bigger at an 18 hole golf course in a town of less than 1000.

This is interesting. Think about it.

In his farewell address, Biden calls for: An end to dark money 18 year term limit on Supreme Court Justices and ethics reform A ban on stock trading in Congress Amending the Constitution to say no president is immune from crimes committed in office

What offends you, controls you.

You’d be amazed what you can endure when you have no choice.

You don’t need medication. You need to stop describing normal life as a problem. Life is hard. Then you die. The only problem you have is thinking you’re somehow entitled to an easy life.

Tucking my arm in my shirt out of solidarity with my friend who lost his arm

The only thing dumber than trying to please everyone is thinking you can.

“Is it to late to do Rogan?”

Never even heard of some of these states before

If u are still in line at raising canes STAY IN LINE!!!!!!!!!!!

The only good thing this election has produced is some hilarious tweets/memes.

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

Uncle Buck is peak cinema. Not a hot take, it’s the truth.

my house is about to be cracked for halloween this year

Hillary Clinton in 2008: “If they’ve committed a crime… DEPORT THEM! No questions asked. You’re gone! If you want to become a citizen you have to pay a stiff fine, pay back taxes, and learn english.” Today’s Democratic party would call her a MAGA far-right extremist on CNN.

RFK Jr watching Trump cook fries in seed oil