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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†

@TrillTexan89

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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@livingdeadbeats @MMANickMarroso @DailyLoud Nothing to litigate over if I kick the door down and shoot you in my kitchen lol.
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@GC8Baseball @middlebrooks Steroids aren’t making anyone bat .300 lol.
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@buzzbunnyyy @thedigitalyenta It’s alright bro, this ain’t science. It’s made up nonsense people use to excuse their behavior on the stars and planetsπŸ’€.
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@okxander13 @DiscussingFilm No she isn’t. Not Joaquin Phoenix at least.
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@m1202514 @RRiL___ @livingdeadbeats @MMANickMarroso @DailyLoud *laughs in Texan*. Not a chance. πŸ˜‚.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@Jbastardsinner2 @SSS_gov If he’s between 18-25 when a draft kicks off, they will πŸ˜‚.
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@kabelv3 @Nomad_1x @adinross β€œI would love to see what you look like behind your screen” πŸ₯΄
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@barstoolsports Let’s not forget that time Anderson Cooper stood in the ditch to over unnecessarily overdramatize the aftermath of Harvey in 2017
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@barstoolsports @BarstoolPhilly As a lifelong Eagles fan, I speak for all of Philadelphia when I say that if he loves Houston so much, we should just trade him to the Texans for a late round pick.
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@ranchdubois3 @GC8Baseball @middlebrooks Tell that to career .206 hitter Joey Gallo. More power does NOTHING without top notch hand/eye coordination.
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@RRiL___ @livingdeadbeats @MMANickMarroso @DailyLoud No ifs, ands, or buts πŸ’€.
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@DonatoAntonino @BringerOfRain20 What does that have to do with football and basketball all star games being trash?.
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@TooObserve @WhiteYeezuz @latestinspace Actually think of it more like putting a semi on skis on slick ice, then hit it with the Vespa. Might only knock it off track a few inches, but a few million miles of moving a few inches at a time is a huge trajectory.
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@TomMcgu80401176 @espn @MalcolmJenkins Just like Kaepernick, he’s entitled to his own opinion. But like all you turds said with Kaepernick, he made his bed, now he had to sleep in it. πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ now that the tables have turned all the anti-Kap folks are mad. I love it.
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@cardinals_20 @DeAndreHopkins β€œThe number 2 guy” πŸ˜’ I hate y’all younger generation types. The disrespect πŸ˜‚.
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@marty_xxxo @UberFacts Just try heroin.
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@dopeshell @jushendo β€œYou wanna say you’re gonna have a gang pull up to my fucking house”.
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@GeorgYesMe @UltraDane You can’t afford one either way, peasant.
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@KeithOlbermann @elonmusk @kylegrantham How do you have a platform? πŸ˜‚ You’re trash bro.
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@1Donthado @rahsh33m Wayyy past that lol.
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@_VisionFocus @RodtheGoddd @ShannonSharpe @ochocinco Point being. He doesn’t need a Ferrari to be as big as he is. You know that man by name, and he drives a smart car, and wears New Balance.
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@DaveandRitaCros @Whataburger Vegans don’t have burger rights!
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@JuanGutiCA714 @MudsharkLs This is my favorite retardation. You think they had a registry or something that gave them their specific numbers? Lmaoooo.
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@Daheixiong24 @birdzilla6 @queersocialism To an extent. But property taxes is 100 percent theft. Taxing my overtime at a higher rate than my regular hours to the point where overtime is pointless is theft. Taxes on Social security payments, gambling winnings, some scholarships, child support. All theft.
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@flopwalk @ceobabatunde @nineteensl @BlurryKl @QuintonBolander @LosPollosTV So it’s been the biggest sport in earth for 80 years then πŸ’€.
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@UberFacts David Chappelle 😏
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@YoungMace22 I’d rather say Tim bits than munchkins tf. They’re donut holes tho.
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@helloimraul @Whataburger In the fucking trash can where they belong.
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@SamanthaLipa @leanwdafanta It means nothing. Your view of the stars and planets from where you’re oriented on earth holds no weight or influence on life. Astronomy>>>Astrology.
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@bronxbomma718 @BjOjuIari There are literally no criminals, wannabes or drug addicts with homerun records. Try harder lol.
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@brawniestgun @Lorunelisabeth @CuzImVibin @awfulxthings @l3tdown Michael Jackson looked like a female Michael Jackson too.
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@Hooker939 @okxander13 @DiscussingFilm She’s not gonna see this bro.
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@JohnHopperstad @simplyseattle In typical Seattle fashion
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@kevinkershner @GerbilViolated @EconAdept @ranghad_ @PicturesFoIder If the cops can’t come in like that, then some random prick on a HOA board can’t either. That’s a felony no matter how you try and frame it.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@ge_spliff @412Fezzy @waasabbi Tbh they’re both pretty good πŸ˜‚.
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@jowarton01 @MLBONFOX @Ken_Rosenthal It’s so cringe you’re still so obsessed with the world champs. They won another championship, decisively, at that. Boos and all πŸ’€and the core 5 from 2017 pose with the trophy to make y’all mad and rub it in further πŸ˜‚
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@TLDive @BaseballQuotes1 That attitude is why you never made it past HS baseball lol.
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@sethweathers @DefenceU War changes, the humor doesn’t. Let people cope with war how they want
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@BloodborneSucks @FrottingIDK @pAndPooK You’ve gotta pay to ride the train. And they police tf out of them. Even more on the fast trains.
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@Daheixiong24 @birdzilla6 @queersocialism Well tbf, taxation is theft.
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@_STACKS100 @SaycheeseDGTL I was about to hate just to be a hater. But I can’t bro. This shits hard than a bitch πŸ˜‚
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@bronxbomma718 @BjOjuIari They got an unwritten code for the 96-00 Yankees steroid dynasty, you fuck?
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@euricopoggi @SahilBloom The black sky is because it’s β€œday time” on the moon. Except instead of blue sky and clouds, it’s just black.
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@MLBONFOX Get to pull this gem out again 🀠😎
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@BgrandSTL @M4rst00n @JoshyBeSloshy @FearedBuck Can’t do that?! . *Laughs in Texan*.
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@wydccalamity 1. Sopranos. G.A.P. 2. The Wire.3. Breaking Bad.
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@matthafenbrack @astros I see the Mariners aren’t pictured here because clearly the Astros swept them(that’s the reality)
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@DavidBelisle5 @YanksUpdates You’re maaaad
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@Phillipmurillo4 @houstonfan00 Fucking either tbh. Dodgers going to cry about it regardless.
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@influenya @ScreakyKakes @_VishwajitPatil @PicturesFoIder Wait until you find out about fancy ramen πŸ’€.
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@av_cova @MLBONFOX This is about trying to stop tanking.
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@doooritochip @rahm3sh That’s that small dick energy. Good for you, sis lol.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@Ashtoric @Texas2Fists @JayCuda How about getting no hit at home and not winning another game the rest of the series?
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@omnivivi @JALENvn @buzzbunnyyy @thedigitalyenta Boy, what? Talking about astrology is LITERALLY spreading misinformation πŸ˜‚.
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@KenobiStig @Braigwen @tlecaque Y’all want black panther to be white so bad πŸ€­πŸ’€.
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@_SolRing_ @M1das_OW2 Lmaoooo Seek help.
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@Hooker939 @okxander13 @DiscussingFilm I like Gaga, but I had no clue she has dedicated fan pages on Twitter? This is so weird now
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@brittanyluneart @buzzbunnyyy @thedigitalyenta I know what retrograde is in the actual astronomical sense. I’m lol’ing the way astrology people are using it. Relax.
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@UnofficialKJ @ssbbwfatty @mannyvizz Sorry for your luck, pal.
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@Neilc252B @romejohnss @HoodComedyEnt Relax my boy, it’s not that deep. I don’t feel pity for folks not taking care of their basic adult responsibilities. It’s rough, but everyone knows what happens when you don’t pay your car note.
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@abc13houston I’m not saying I agree, but I understand.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@SoloRayForce @Dash_Kid @AlexWNafe @BigSteelyMeat @BiggestFUps Naw he’s gonna get unalived for that one everytime. Idc idc
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@_VisionFocus @RodtheGoddd @ShannonSharpe @ochocinco Well that’s not true at all. His elite footwork, β€œThe list”, the gold grill, the mohawk, the flair, the salsa. All things I would think of before any off the field issues. Idk why you’re taking offense to him saying that tho. Material possessions don’t make the man lol.
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@omnivivi @buzzbunnyyy @thedigitalyenta Naw that shits made up, you’re just mad you dove too deep into it and made it part of your personality now πŸ’€.
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@dsfence64 @lxwis0701 @stacycay @wtflanksteak What would trashing him do tho? Do you just need the virtue signal?.
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@FishOutofH2020 @MLB @astros @j_chisholm3 They got it from James Harden when that was his go to move before the step back but aight lol.
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@gnarlyjetson @Soulful1865 A mother’s love for her potentially dying son makes you soft?.
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@omnivivi @JALENvn @buzzbunnyyy @thedigitalyenta Naw it’s definitely objective. Astrology has zero scientific backing. Burn some sage, and rub your crystals, and get over it.
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@MSNSports @ whoever’s offended
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@HoustonCrimLaw This is top notch lawyering
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@NBCSAthletics Makes sense when you see Cody Bellinger and Christian Yelich numbers change so drastically after the league crackdown on cheating.
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@_VisionFocus @RodtheGoddd @ShannonSharpe @ochocinco Alright man, idk why you’re so upset about what he said. Wish you the best tho.
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@JuanGutiCA714 @MudsharkLs Same reason they give numbers to cattle.
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@Bigbillyd15 @Jared_Carrabis I’ll never understand how Yankee fans play holier than thou when it comes to cheating πŸ’€.
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@flearhcp97 @pamsson Bro what? I hate the Yankees as a whole, but this is a 🀑 take. Jeter was the face of baseball in the early to mid 2000s and A-Rod with or without juice is still one of the 10 best players to ever lace em up.
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@MLBONFOX @astros We didn’t forget πŸ₯΄
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The results are in!. MLB on FOX fans picked the @Mariners to win the AL West this year!
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@RedDiabloUtd @SoloRayForce @Dash_Kid @AlexWNafe @BigSteelyMeat @BiggestFUps Shoot a thief at breakfast, get booked into jail by lunch, drinking margaritas at the local Mexican restaurant by dinner πŸ˜ŽπŸ˜‚
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@RuinzMV @MLB Mariners fans gonna be mad and vindictive forever over that broom huh? πŸ’€πŸ˜‚.
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@htownrocketsgal @hjsimeon @oldblackking @YoImCris @Davidschuster17 @SportsVanessa I smashed up the grey one, bought me a RED!.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@colebeenlit @PierreJouet @LayfonDragnia @KingAmadDiallo Because humans bred them that way. All dogs come from wolves.
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Chris 𝕏 πŸπŸ†πŸ†
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@CherokeeBlood10 @AndrewPollackFL Can I get the stats for how many deaths are caused by AR15s, vs hand guns? Or better yet ARs vs blunt object/hands & feet?.
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@SleeperMLB Stop playing with me at sleeper MLB
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@MLBNetwork What’s wrong with being named Aaron?.
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@Christo05284224 @LantyrnsLight @xpriestessx @beyoncegarden @Ghostfac3Kill3r This is how I know you’re a kid still. Switching political parties doesn’t mean MAGA. A lot of us were liberal leaning in HS too until we graduated then we got to the real world. Unfortunately it’s just something you’ll have to experience for yourself.
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@PrinceRoccstarr @TopGirlKeiko That’s what happens when you have an endless supply of money and don’t give af about the law.
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@MiamiCanes1971 @GoldieGearexos @jbondwagon @BleacherReport Kevin Durant has the highest eFG% from this group. Ahead of Jordan by 5 points.
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@nut_history Vs modern pitchers tho
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