it was my party lmao

mostly on bsky now @tonytula.com 👍🏼

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This one is for my fellow chronically online. On behalf of @AnOtherMagazine I spoke to @tonytula about Rejection, the internet novel that invites you to repeatedly swallow the bitter pill of rejection. https://t.co/GErmWAUUv9

Congratulations @TonyTula - REJECTION is out today! A Book of the Year in @NYT, @NewYorker, @NPRbooks, @VanityFair and more, REJECTION is an original novel-in-stories following a cast of intricately linked characters as rejection throws their lives and relationships into chaos.

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If you’re stupid, sure

@voxdotcom @verge @glamourmag REJECTION is r/books Best Short Story Collection of da year ;)

it's soup you can suck on

We are delighted to announce the UK publication of REJECTION, an audacious and original novel-in-stories following a cast of intricately linked characters as rejection throws their lives and relationships into chaos from @tonytula 🔥Coming 13 February

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coming to the UK in Feb :~)

Not a big fan of the Cooties Theory of Art, which states that if you watch a movie (e.g.) with bad politics, you will somehow get infected with those bad politics. Boycotting is one thing; acting like watching a John Wayne movie will corrupt you into a reactionary is another.

Audrey Horne cherry stem scene but it’s me putting a Rubik’s cube in my ass and pulling it out solved

this is what it looked like when I saw it

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anyway now whenever I want to punt on a question I say "it's wet but it's dry"

I should add I was in an altered state so it struck me as very profound... later also I laughed for like 10 minutes bc the menu had a section called "Contorny"

one time I was waiting outside a restaurant with some friends and this guy nearby said "careful I just painted that wall, it's wet" and when I checked if there was paint on me he said "I mean don't worry, it's dry. it's wet but it's dry" I wonder how he's holding up

there's like some kind of battle over the death date on pynchon's wiki page rn

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@voxdotcom @verge REJECTION is on @glamourmag's best of da year list ;)