Causes of 3-year-old’s meltdowns this morning:
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesn’t sufficiently resemble “a swimming pool”
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesn’t want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves
Recently finished reading The BFG with 5 yr old daughter. Next day heard her chuckling to herself in the toilet. I ask her what’s funny.
“The BFG... *wrote* The BFG” - collapsing into giggles.
Is there a better introduction to the joys of metafiction? Thanks Roald. 🥒
My 4 yr old daughter loves superheroes but complains about lack of girls - so I thought the
@DCComics
girls
@toptrumps
set would be a winner. But WTF is with these categories? Intelligence, strength, speed replaced with fun, friendship & “clumsiness”?Seriously??
“When was I happiest? An afternoon in 1988, when I realised I was going to be able to feed my family by writing fiction. I put on Iggy Pop’s ‘Success’ very loudly and danced, all alone, around the room.”
@neilhimself
does the
@NewStatesman
Q&A
“It fed the part of me that made things up, that fell for dystopias and mutants, for rotting skyscrapers and rats the size of cats, shaped the inside of my 13-year-old head and made me who I am.”
@neilhimself
on David Bowie’s Diamond Dogs, in LONG PLAYERS (UK now, US 3 Aug)
The true “enemies of the people” are not those opposing Brexit - they are the complacent, mendacious and reckless politicians who have brought us to this calamitous act of self-harm.
@mfletchertimes
on blistering form:
I'm proud of this bumper issue of the
@NewStatesman
, produced under extremely challenging circumstances by a very dedicated team, and featuring some exceptional pieces on, around and away from the present moment. Available in all good socially distanced supermarkets.
“These are the same ravages I saw in 2016 during the ferocious Russian & Syrian bombardment of Aleppo. The invasion of Ukraine, now in its second week, seems to be playing out, in part, as a repeat of Syria’s war on terrifying fast-forward”
@bbclysedoucet
The Silencing: this week’s
@NewStatesman
has a special report on Uyghur culture and history and the brutal subjugation of Xinjiang. All pieces free to read today (thread)
"When I'm a grown-up I don't want to have kids," says my 6 yr old, "because they will just annoy me when I'm on my meetings".
Not sure whether to laugh or cry (so will probably do both at the same time)
Yvonne Rolzhausen, senior editor at The Atlantic, explains her fact-checkign in an email to subscribers. Here's a single page of her work on Graeme Wood's "What Isis really wants"
A lot of number crunching, careful reporting, late nights and screen-based eye-strain have gone into this week's special issue - from the whole
@NewStatesman
team - so I'm excited to finally see it go out into the world. Here are some highlights (thread)
2. "The exceptionalism at the heart of Brexit – Britain is humiliated by being merely one European country among others – is what shaped the official responses to the unfolding coronavirus disaster." A righteously scathing essay by
@fotoole
“Our whole government has gone missing in action, though I use the term ‘action’ very loosely here”
So many bullseye lines in this
@Aiannucci
column from the summer issue of the
@NewStatesman
After saying goodnight to the 7 yr old, I always get a few call-backs. Tonight, she opened with: "Two things. The first is a question, the second is a statement."
“Another tactic is to rebrand historians ‘activists’ who have surrendered to ‘woke’ ideology. I myself have been denounced as an ‘ideological historian’ despite being a rather old-fashioned empirical historian.”
@DavidOlusoga
on history & the culture wars
"The modern anti-Semite is more subtle than his great-grandparents - he does not smash windows but insinuates himself into our minds" Howard Jacobson's powerful reflection on Holocaust Memorial Day & the return of anti-Semitism
Delighted that
@JasonCowleyNS
has just won editor of the year (current affairs & politics) at the
#bsmeawards2020
– wonderful recognition for Jason and the whole
@NewStatesman
team who have worked insanely hard over the past year
There is a person who five years ago did not exist and now is coming home from school and telling me facts about the Stone Age. It’s occasionally a bit mind-blowing, this business.
"We were the 2nd generation of black people in this country: most of us were born here, we felt entitled to everything the UK had to offer. But we weren’t factored into anything."
@BernardineEvari
spoke to me about sex, power, prizes & Britain in the 80s
Congratulations Kim Moore, winner of the Geoffrey Faber Prize for her slow-burningly brilliant debut collection The Art of Falling. Was an honour to judge, with Katharine Towers & Gillian Clarke. Here's one of my favourites:
"Trump is a product of the US’s racial, nationalist and xenophobic pathologies, not the originator of them. They long preceded him and will long outlast him."
This week's
@NewStatesman
cover story by
@garyyounge
Published today!
The best of the
@NewStatesman
1913-2019
💣 JB Priestley on the bomb
🐰 Virginia Woolf on Lewis Carroll
🖌️ John Berger on Picasso
💵
@NaomiAKlein
on brands
💎
@tracey_thorn
on Sade
⚽️ "Robbie Brady's astonishing late goal..." by
@sallyrooney
& much more
@wnbooks
“I’ve always thought that people who go into politics really are a different species... The sort who say ‘fist bump’ when they fist bump.”
@Aiannucci
on the awfulness of No 10
I know it was well-meaning & probably tongue-in-cheek but I do think the Booker chair possibly shouldn't have compared Milkman to "a walk up Snowdon" or "not too hard" compared to "articles in the Journal of Philosophy". It has framed the debate all wrong from the start.
"When I was very young, Hitler and Stalin were still alive. While I was growing up, Mao was actively reducing the population of China. Are you really asking someone of my generation to regard this posturing dolt as the apex of evil?" Clive James on Trump
It was a privilege to talk to the brilliant Anna Burns last night at
@Foyles
in her first event as
@ManBookerPrize
winner for
#Milkman
. She deals in realness, by which I mean she is the REAL DEAL.
For the Christmas
@NewStatesman
- out today - I asked 28 writers to nominate an album that's important to them. They wrote brilliantly on everything from Joni Mitchell to Cypress Hill. Here's the💥line-up👇
"Her willingness to face up to surly men who disparaged the songs she sang resonates today... In the beery, beardy world of folk music, Collins had few people on her side"
@billybragg
on the remarkable rise, fall & return of Shirley Collins:
@Elif_Safak
in the
@NewStatesman
@camlitfest
Debate: "Let us never trust nationalism, even the "nice" kind. Those of us from the Balkans, Anatolia or elsewhere have seen that it only takes one political or financial crisis for a "nice" nationalism to turn ugly.
“Emily Wilson’s beautiful, fluent, memorable translation tells us once again that the Olympian gods and the would-be superhumans who want to emulate them are not yet dead in our world.”
Rowan Williams on
@EmilyRCWilson
’s Iliad
“Had British troops opened fire on unarmed civilians in London or Manchester it is unimaginable that nobody would have been held to account half a century on. But this was Northern Ireland, & the victims were nationalists.”
@mfletchertimes
#BloodySunday50
“Most of us just live hand-to-mouth. We are no different from good potters or violin players or embroiderers" - Nicola Barker on the "crisis" affecting literary authors
"I was falling in love with Paris and I wanted Paris to fall in love with me. But Parisians are hard to get, & anyway, I was always struggling to speak French, which is frankly not that attractive."
Roll up for the 1st in Deborah Levy's new travel series 👇
"For the 8 years after Hardy's death, Laurel wrote sketches and routines for the duo that would never be performed. It was, perhaps, a way for him to speak with Babe again, if only in his head."
As
@StanAndOllie
arrives, here's
@jconnollybooks
on Stan
“Bez is like that dog that chews up your best Gucci slippers. Two hours later the dog doesn’t know what it’s done.”
Kate Mossman is the best pop profiler in the business, so you know her Shaun Ryder interview will be very much worth your time...
Media studies has never been more complex or vital. John Humphrys saying you don’t need 3 years but only “5 minutes” to study it is not only lazy (the decades-old “Mickey Mouse subject” cliche) but beyond dense, even for him.
Some
@NewStatesman
staff promotions:
Kate Mossman is our new features editor
@annaleszkie
is our new culture editor
and
@GavJacobson
joins as commissioning editor & writer
Congrats to all!
This thread has become a one-stop shop for the most irrational & ultra-specific toddler complaints. Common themes: bananas, socks, food prep, demands that defy the laws of physics or time.
Causes of 3-year-old’s meltdowns this morning:
-Banana too small
-Top of banana slightly squashed
-Honey on porridge doesn’t sufficiently resemble “a swimming pool”
-Sister had her 1st wee before his 3rd
-Doesn’t want scooter
-Does want scooter
-Something to do with sleeves
It was an honour to judge the
#OrwellPrize
for political fiction & I cannot overstate my admiration for our winner,
@colsonwhitehead
's The Nickel Boys – its craft & compression, its moral drive, its deep-rooted politics & beautifully clean prose. A novel that demands to be read.
"though I grow so weak
I can no longer see, the flowers will speak
Their language, which is time made visible.
It thrilled me from the start. It thrills me still."
I feel very lucky to have published some of Clive James' remarkable late poems in the NS. He will be sorely missed.
Just seen a woman reading Milkman with total concentration while walking & weaving up a busy London street and it has made my morning
#readingwhilewalking
Did a talk this morning to 30 five-yr-olds. They reeled off the names of politicians, told me about the environment, found our Trump & Boris covers (Pinocchio nose, trousers down etc) hilarious. Some said they wanted to be journalists - and all wanted to keep a copy of the mag 👊
Animals other than humans have no legal rights. But what if it could be proved that an elephant also has personhood?
@SEMcBain
's fascinating report on the battle for nonhuman rights
I know Updike’s “give the mundane it’s beautiful due” is well trod territory but honestly is there anyone who does it better than
@Jon_McN
? His latest
@NobrowPress
book KINGDOM is a meticulous, gorgeous ode to summer holiday boredom.
"How can academics present the writers of the future with such a limited palette of writers who are mostly white and writing whiteness?"
A manifesto for new literary canons:
@BernardineEvari
's
@NewStatesman
@GoldsmithsPrize
Lecture
This evening Patti Smith talked about dreams, Lewis Carroll & Trump, sang After the Goldrush - and told the audience how much she loved my shoes. So yes, it was a perfect night.
Publishers! These "100% recyclable" all-plastic padded envelopes you’ve started using can NOT be recycled according to
@PaperRound
. Plus they are a bugger to open and hard to re-use. Please revert to the Jiffy "Green" paper-padded bags which are fully recyclable.
“So many of us live in suburbia, yet we heap scorn upon the place, and what does that do, I wonder, to our sense of self.”
I loved
@tracey_thorn
’s memoir which captures - thoughtfully, wittily, elegantly - our strange relationship with the suburbs. 🏠 🏠 🏠
“I was in the top 1 per cent of GCSEs in the country. I got 100 per cent in my English exam. Year Nine, my friends start cutting each other up” Essntial
@akalamusic
interview by
@Anoosh_C
It's the mixture of anarchy, menace, sweetness, humour and grit that I love in John Burningham's work. Very sad to hear he's gone but what a back catalogue he has left . . . I'm still discovering new gems. Here's the unsettling egg-demanding bear from The Shopping Basket.